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  1. 26th April 2009, 14:14 #1
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    QMoto Caption Competition


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  2. 26th April 2009, 14:17 #2
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    QMoto's new 'mature rider' one-piece comes complete with pipe, rocking chair, whittling knife, Werthers Originals and adult diapers.
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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!
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    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
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    Hmm for some reason an old saying comes to mind - "A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth."
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    This Gandolf thing's a bit of all right. Now where is Shadowfax??


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