Don't fix your carbs inside.

[Eddieb]

It could be hazardous to your health.

[Marknz]

Thanks Eddie, that's the funniest read in ages...

[been_there]

Thats mad
New words to the song..."smoke on the water"

Smoke in the water
Fire in the arse

[hayd3n]

hahahahahha

[LBD]

Is why my wife wanted a 3rd floor appartment with an elevator too small to fit a bike in..... Mind you, launching through the glass doors and off the patio could be a ride....

[dipshit]

I've heard that urban legion before... except it was wife emptied a can of fly spray down the toilet to kill a spider. Husband put out cigarette and burnt his nuts... and medics dropped him down the stairs from laughing.

[Oakie]

I remember Mythbusters had a go at this one and couldn't get the dunny full of petrol to ignite using a cigarette or even with a dropped match. They did get the required big bang eventually but took a lot of work.

[scumdog]

Didn't Mythbusters blow up that story??

[elevenhundred]

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/accident/toilet.asp

[ital916]

I fixed my carb on the kitchen tabletop, I put down a sheet first but my mum wasnt impressed with the mess, I was happy though as my carb worked again lol.