You know some would see you as having good luck..

lucky to have a gf to start with... and maybe you were lucky she left you and didn't just sleep around and give you herpes or some shit.

You're lucky you got caught speeding and drink driving and didn't kill yourself or anyone else, or get locked up or banned from driving for years

Lucky you have good mates that lend you gear

Lucky the accident wasn't heaps worse as it sounds like it could have been