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  1. 8th May 2009, 22:07 #1
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    What did one egg say to the other?

    "Dude! I just got laid!"

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    What you have in your heart will be revealed through what you have in your life.

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    eggs cant talk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
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    Eggsactly
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    yeah but he only got layed 1ce, then his mother sat on his face and finaly when he got hard, some bastard cracked him on the head with a spoon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chester View Post
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    Name goes with the attitude lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    Name goes with the attitude lol
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