So how's the jock itch going?Originally Posted by varminter
I'll try a couple of pink bats shoved down there
The instructions are simple...
So how's the jock itch going?
I'll try a couple of pink bats shoved down there
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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Yes indeed folks,
Know how you all feel. It is one of the biggest problems confronting mankind. Forget global warming, its Gonad Cooling I'm more worried about.
Why not try the Fatt Max Hairy Brain Warmpants.
These use the same amount of warming material you would find covering the knackers of any reputable mountaineer, but with 95% of the material used to keep the meat and two veg warm. The remaining thread is flossing the rusty sherrifs badge, just in case you need to have that looked at.
I've attached a picture of the product which is available to purchase on www.nadwarm.co.nz..
Enjoy....
One, two free, floor!
2 easy fixes.
1) Eat curry - ain't nothin' like the after effects of curry to warm your nether regions.
2) Stop shaving your balls. God gave you insulation for a reason - use it!
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Mad nagging bitch!
Why, thank you darlin'...I think you need your eyes checked again....OHHHHHH, Tart your longjohns are so sexy
They only smell funny after you've been wearing them!
Your last comment does NOT make up for the others
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
The instructions are simple...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
mini meeeeeee
Two options: I have seen a pair of (pink) wooly knickers which sound ideal and have also had the joy of little "warming" sachets which you shake/rub vigorously and stay HOT for ages and ages. Unfortunately said items were seen (and used, in the case of the sachets) while in Japan. I think I still have one of them which I brought back to NZ to keep for a special bum chilling ride; the pink wooly gruds were a secret santa present which one of our team received, sadly not mine! I have a pic somewhere of the recipient wearing them on his head. Will see if I can find it.....
I lahk to moove eet moove eet...
Katman to steveb64
Smarty pants... since ages ago
please no.....
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Grumpy Old Bastard
Merino thermals are hard to beat - wear two pair if it's really cold....get 'em from Farmers Stores or outdoor places...
. No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home. Kingsley Amis
Coal Burning XV Rider!
Loved the Swazi jewel bags! On a more serious note, the Longy Johnny's are probably the best idea so far, well actually an electric dic warmer might work!
Every day above ground is a good day!:
Hardcore Biker
Think I'll go for the thermal long johns, I thought about an electric dick warmer but the cord was too short. Oh and I don't have an electric dick, this one is so old it's a wind up.
mini meeeeeee
So it's not a pump variety then....
I lahk to moove eet moove eet...
Katman to steveb64
"trolling"
long johns for winter & summer as it keeps the sweat off your body, if realy cold you can wear 2 pair & it doesn't increas the size around the waste very much, the swazi jewel bags are great if you get wet as they still keep you warm
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down ones life for his friends. (John 15:13)
The Practical Biker
Me too!
In fact I so happy with thin long johns that I'm going to wear them all year long (but not with shorts). they don't bunch up or ride up your crack + I'm lovin' the feeling of 'hanging out there'!
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Looks like Georgy boy had it sussed, bet that kept the 'Bush' warm, if you know what I mean...
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