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    Evil prank

    Guys try this on your wives or girlfriends - they'll love you!


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    thats ruthless.
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    are you ok? fuck? W.T.F shit babe i wasn't trying to kill you, honest! what a retard
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    Some Kiwibiker threads contain such a wealth of fuckwittery that they should in some way be permanently removed from the digital domain, carved onto stone tablets and then launched into space to scare the living shit out of any hostile alien species that may be lurking nearby

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    Thats pretty fucked mate.
    Arguing with an Engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.

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    That prick should be arrested, charged with attempted murder and, hopefully jailed for some years.

    How long will it be before somebody is killed in their pitiful attempts to find fame on the Internet?

    I have yet to see anything more banal.

    I also question the intellect of people who find humour in this and attempt to share their mirth with others. Fucking brain-dead bogans.
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    Ummmm yeah, what a fuckwit.

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    got to agree with hitcher, the only funny thing here is she'd have a good case to go him for assault, being america shed probably win a million or 2, and this dipstick tapes the evidence, nail his balls to the wall lady
    Quote Originally Posted by carbonhed View Post
    Some Kiwibiker threads contain such a wealth of fuckwittery that they should in some way be permanently removed from the digital domain, carved onto stone tablets and then launched into space to scare the living shit out of any hostile alien species that may be lurking nearby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    That prick should be arrested, charged with attempted murder and, hopefully jailed for some years.

    How long will it be before somebody is killed in their pitiful attempts to find fame on the Internet?

    I have yet to see anything more banal.

    I also question the intellect of people who find humour in this and attempt to share their mirth with others. Fucking brain-dead bogans.
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    Couldn't agree more Hitcher.

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    I giggled a wee bit..."attempted murders"a bit over the top ain't it?Maybe if there was a bed of spikes waiting at the bottom.

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    Im all down for some practical jokes but thats just fucked.
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    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Thumbs down sux

    The whole idea of putting some one else at risk, humiliating them, your girlfriend, this is abuse of trust, and for what - your own amusement? She would do well to kick his stupid arse to the curb, and get out now.

    I grew up learning to respect people, be a man and look after and defend the ones you love, character is developed by proving yourself in sport, in pursuits that bring honor

    The guy who did it, the person videoing it, are scum, epitomise everything that I detest, everything that is weak in a human being
    Pathetic

    And I wonder about the character of those who find it amusing and think people would want to watch it on here
    If you can't see the abuse and reality of how pathetic it is - I would suggest you have been desensitised by the whole 'jackase' crap that's captivating juvenile, characterless, pathetic, culture-less minds
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    Oh dear, sorry kiddies - should have mentioned it was R16. Do tell mummy to change the channel if any of these programs come on - Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, Jackass or anything with Steve-O, Johnny Knoxville etc etc or any of those silly boys and keep away from those bad naughty bikers!

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    Na those guys are pretty funny and get paid loads to make asses of themselves.
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Thumbs down Sad

    Quote Originally Posted by Blatman View Post
    Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, Jackass or anything with Steve-O, Johnny Knoxville etc etc or any of those silly boys and keep away from those bad naughty bikers!
    If you live on a diet of hamburgers, fissy drinks and fish and chips - your body gets a bit sick, you also develop a taste for junk food, thats hard to break, before you know it you're all grown up and useless for anything but sitting in front of your computer watching porn and wanking, your leg gets cut off from diabetes, then you die of a heart attack.

    If you feed your mind on junk food like those idiots, yes you can develop a taste for it, but your mind gets sick - slow and useless. You become culture-less and shallow as a person with no backbone or character
    The fact that anyone could find what you posted amusing - would suggest they're well on the way to being just another pleb, useless, with questionable values - probably end up riding a Honda
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