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  1. 14th May 2009, 07:40 #1
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    Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep
    asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them

    Mum said . YOU should say "no" - they only want to look at your knickers

    Susie said I know they do "that's why I hide them in my bag"!!
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    Jonny is at school. and mary asks him..
    hey jonny.. do you know what a penis is??
    dont know says jonny..will go home and asks my dad....
    so jonny goes home and says to dad...... whats a penis?the old man takes him the bathroom and drops his strides...

    next day at school. mary asks..well jonny..
    did you find out what a penis is...
    jonny takes mary to the bike shed and drops his pants..
    see this.....well this is a cock..
    a penis is just the same...but 3 inches shorter..........
    And that is the honest truth your honour..
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    Jonny is at school. and mary asks him..
    hey jonny.. do you know what a penis is??
    dont know says jonny..will go home and asks my dad....
    so jonny goes home and says to dad...... whats a penis?the old man takes him the bathroom and drops his strides...

    next day at school. mary asks..well jonny..
    did you find out what a penis is...
    jonny takes mary to the bike shed and drops his pants..
    see this.....well this is a cock..
    a penis is just the same...but 3 inches shorter..........
    JoHnny


    what a ride so far!!!!
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