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    Day 7: Well atleast it happened on a straight.....

    So we started our day at 9:30 buy tracking back along the highway to inspect this slip that has been causing so much grief - we could have crossed it, and so could any light vehicle with treaded tyres had they not built a dirt wall to prevent it. We went back down the hill to get some pies for breakfast and tell the locals the situation, and found our brakes to be somewhat less effective than we'd perhaps like them to be.

    Studylink has apparently come through, so as we ate our week old pies we had a chat with the locals who had already being talking about their new visitors, and got to know yet another happy community who's present and future are uncertain after the loss of a single road.

    The road north was pretty shocking, to say the least. Somehow we made it to te araroa by 12:30 and stopped for a drink. Little did we know those 500ml flavoured milk bottles would be the last thing we consume for ten hours. We had a sit on the beach which is apparently made out of driftwood, and then set off along the closed road to the cape at 1pm. The road was mostly narrow gravel with patches of mud and plenty of slips. I kinda got into dirtbike mode and we tore through it without incident (a few wheelies though). The diggers were kind enough to move their arms out of our way and before long we were tearing along our own personal sealed racetrack, before returning to a narrow dirt road around the bluff.

    Due to running out of gas in the main tank at the very end of the road, we didn't notice any signage so thought the cape was a bit of a fail. It wasn't until later, whilst talking with some locals waiting for a digger to let them through, that we discovered there is infact foot access to the cape. Within 30 minutes were were heaving and panting our way up the hill -Brown Fury having been thwarted by the gate- up to the lighthouse to learn a bit about the local history and typical poor NZ planning. It took 22 years to decide to put the lighthouse on east island, and another 22 years (and three dead children) to realise that the mainlaind is a much better place than a crumbling island.

    At 3pm we blatted back into the village for lunch, only to find it had all shut up shop, and that petrol was $1.84 per litre; Sucks to live there!

    We continued west (with the sun somehow setting on our right), through more mint roads until part way through an AWESOME set of twisties we came across some more slips, some of which had the road sliding down the hill and subducting under itself. For repairs they had just put some hotmix down fill in the step but didn't actually smooth it out at all. We hit it in a pretty bad way (jafa piloting, too low a gear to get any squat on the rear or weight off the front) and while I worried about my rims the whole bike got airborne and we both came off the seat.

    Now, at the speed we were travelling, there was no "good" way to hit this, and we definetly didn't do it the best way, but nonetheless we both landed back on the bike and managed to carry on through the next corner and carried on riding.

    The road became painfully windy, going up and over hills rather than around through the flats, but still came deep into bays to cross rivers, so our approach to Tauranga was painfully slow. Eventually we could see the mount sticking out of the sea on the horizon, and then the land around and behind it, but it remained there, on the horizon, until there was too little light to see. We stop and consider a backpackers, but decide to continue on to tauranga, having consumed only a single pie each and a bottle of milk so far today.

    Now with myself at the helm, we are travelling at a fair pace along a straight part. Brown Fury has been making a lot of noises lately, some from the chain, some from the brakes, a little from the motor, but the power is still good and the plug is still healthy. Right as I'm powering into the band in top gear, the rear suddenly locks and engine stalls. I have the clutch in within the instant but no idea as to what just happened. We roll to a stop and inspect the bike. All wheels work fine though the rear is a bit grumbly and both brakes squeal, the bike starts fine and seems ok despite the sudden stall from redline but does make an annoying ticking/rattle noise that may or may not be new, the rear sprocket looks good but I suspect the chain is buggered. We can't see it due to the chain guard but no doubt it's badly stretched and worn considering all the mud we've gone through and having both of us loading it up. It could be an issue with the transmission at the gearbox end, especially considering that at least 5 times just today we've forgotten the race pattern shift and voilently downhifted instead of upshifting.
    We get back on the road and the motor is jut as good as it was before, so I suspect the chain, at max speed and loading, had skipped and jammed, and then come free again when I clutched it. We carry on and all is well, but we're taking it easy so as not to tempt the chain again.

    It soon became dark and the full moon was still on the horizon. Our headlight is especially useless tonight, but atleast the brake light makes the whole red gas can on the rear light up... if only the brake light would turn off without having to manually pushing the front brake lever forwards after braking....

    Then, going into a particuarly dark corner, Brown Fury got all wobbly on us, and into the next too. We continued wobbling to the top of what must've been a small mountain before stopping, absolutely sure the rear was going flat. We hop off to inspect and it's fine... Odd. We weigh up our options, but considering there's no signal nor any credit on our only working cellphone it would appear we only have one option. We head down the hill and all is fine, so perhaps it was just the result of both of us steering the bike blindly round corners with potentially uneven surfaces.

    Over in the next bay we're tearing along, tempting fate again by *just* edging into the power band in top gear again, when *boof* the bike is completely sideways at 100kph

    *to be continued.....*

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    "GASP" - what a way to leave us, sliding sideways with you in darkness AAAhhhhhhhhh
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    Excellent stuff guys. You're going to have to write this up with photos as a full story, mainly for yourselves to re-read in the years ahead. Fantastic to see some young fellas having an adventure like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird View Post
    Excellent stuff guys. You're going to have to write this up with photos as a full story, mainly for yourselves to re-read in the years ahead. Fantastic to see some young fellas having an adventure like this
    I've been chucking all the excerpts into microsoft word with some of the photos...just cut and paste tho

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    for sure the next part is going to hurt.
    anything that ends with sideways in the dark on a motorcycle..
    what a shame guys, you where going so well.
    heres hopeing no broken bits aye..

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    I've just sent the kind folks at Glenross Lodge an email explaining the situation and asking if they could give me a bank account that those who want to can put some $$ in. Will let you know when I get a reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbyclist View Post
    *boof* the bike is completely sideways at 100kph

    *to be continued.....*

    tease!!!!!!!!

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    Day 7: Caged Fury (she just neeeds some lovin')

    Clutch is immediately in as the bike whips from left to right and the unmistakable noise of a blown tyre comes flapping from the rear. Through sheer determination and skill we coast it through until a ferocious Brown Fury comes to a stop in a driveway. Immediately we're off the bike celebrating what was very nearly a very nasty highside.

    A local, Steve, invites us in for coffee/beer and lets us use his phone to ruin jafa's mum's night. A few txts later she's on her way with a trailer from tauranga to pick us up from hawai bay, so we walk Brown Fury back down the road for a kilometer to see if the motor camp could help. We ended up on the beach watching Who's Line Is It Anyway and Top Gear, hungry and cold, while dew slowly formed on us. Good thing airport security removed the cement from our puncture repair kit

    Jafa's Mum arrives with pies and after scoffing those we load Brown Fury into it's cage. We hop in the car and begin the three hour drive back to Tauranga.

    So, how do I graze several vertebrae and fuck up my elbow? After a few km I thought it might be a good idea to remove the key from Brown Fury, just in case. We pull over, I climb up the cage, pull the key and jump backwards onto the ground; except my boot is caught in the cage. Luckily my toe slider broke off and freed me but by that point it was far too late. I land backwards onto my hands, elbow and back as I try to keep my head from splitting open on the rock hard chipseal. Unfortunately I left my jacket in the car. A painful reminder of how hard and unforgiving the road surface can be.

    Lesson learnt: ATGATT ALL THE TIME

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    least ya didn't dent my old baby

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    Booooo! I want a refund! I was hoping for a crash of epic proportions (given we already knew you weren't too badly hurt). So much for tyres lasting forever though!

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    My word.

    All boy racers should be sent on elderly two-smoker recovery trips to lick them into shape and cure them of gheyness. Someone suggest it to aunty 'Crusher' Collins. It'd be a vote winner for sure. Survival skills boot camp.

    This trip is the new definition of epic. All future SMC adventures will be compared to this in future to determine whether they meet the official SMC definition of Epic - ie, this trip.

    Andrew - I suggest you take a leaf from the poor steadiness-challenged souls who permanently wear a helmet in case of mishap.

    Such folk exist, I have seen them at the supermarket.

    Join their ranks.

    You have a perfectly good helmet...get your money's worth.

    Sleep in it.

    And the rest of your gear...

    You will loose the reproductive advantage of 'Golden Mane Display'™ but you will gain protection from auto-retardation injury

    More seriously - well done for surviving thus far without lasting injury or resorting to domestic violence! We've been addicted to the nightly updates of (Brown) Furious awesomeness!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shingo View Post
    Booooo! I want a refund! I was hoping for a crash of epic proportions (given we already knew you weren't too badly hurt). So much for tyres lasting forever though!
    it was the tube that went - those chinese tyres will probably outlast the bike!

    I might add the large radius profile of the tyre, and tread pattern, has been great for this sort of riding considering the amount of offroading we've been doing, as compared to a "modern" tyre shape/tread

    And those chicken strips are well and truly gone now too

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    Classic, epic adventure alright. See CARS are dangerous not bikes!
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