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    Butt Plug!


    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes

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    hahaha my fridays complete! cheers man!!!
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    Funny wee vid.

    I was unaware of what a buttplug was so I checked in my Honda owners manual - sure enough under "Honda accessories" there is was:

    A rubber instrument inserted into ones rectum


    Now I am asking you sport riders - if I purchase one and insert it, will it assist me getting my knee down in corners? - I understand that they are inserted as standard by the salesman during the purchase of a GSXR........

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    The timing of this video is perfect given we had childus interruptus this morning. I just showed it to the missus and she near wet herself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Funny wee vid.

    I understand that they are inserted as standard by the salesman during the purchase of a GSXR........


    Hard case video tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Funny wee vid.

    I was unaware of what a buttplug was so I checked in my Honda owners manual - sure enough under "Honda accessories" there is was:

    A rubber instrument inserted into ones rectum


    Now I am asking you sport riders - if I purchase one and insert it, will it assist me getting my knee down in corners? - I understand that they are inserted as standard by the salesman during the purchase of a GSXR........
    I understand , honda have introduced a spring-loaded version for the enjoyment of off-road users...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    I had to "ask" what a camel toe was, only to find I had been an "admirer" for soooo many years!

    On the strength of that experience

    I prefer to remain a virgin on the subject of "butt plugs"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    I understand , honda have introduced a spring-loaded version for the enjoyment of off-road users...
    I believe cs363 has both the on road model for, experienced users, the cbx, and for off road probing the crf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rcktfsh View Post
    I believe cs363 has both the on road model for, experienced users, the cbx, and for off road probing the crf.
    The on road version... pushes it out, so the occasional stand-up on the pegs to "stretch the legs" .....
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rcktfsh View Post
    I believe cs363 has both the on road model for, experienced users, the cbx, and for off road probing the crf.
    At least I can ride my bikes, Mr Limp Wrist....much more of that carry on and there'll be more broken bones in your immediate future!

    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    The on road version... pushes it out, so the occasional stand-up on the pegs to "stretch the legs" .....
    Don't descend to his level FJ, it's a very long way down
    ......come to think of it perhaps the BisexualMota could use one of those 'on road' plugs eh Rcktfsh? If you stretched your legs a bit you'd be able to do away with the platform bike boots and stop looking like a cross between Gary Glitter and Grumpy the dwarf....


    bastard.....you'll keep! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    I had to "ask" what a camel toe was, only to find I had been an "admirer" for soooo many years!

    On the strength of that experience

    I prefer to remain a virgin on the subject of "butt plugs"!
    On the subject of "butt plugs" ... I reckon ya can shove em up ya arse ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Angry Kid

    I had forgotten how funny those 'Angry Kid' clips were !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I understand that they are inserted as standard by the salesman during the purchase of a GSXR........
    No you heard wrong - exclusively for the pleasure of Honda riders

    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    if I purchase one and insert it, will it assist me getting my knee down in corners?
    only if you go slow around the corner at the same time
    Lifes Just one big ride - buckle up or hang on

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    Quote Originally Posted by cs363 View Post
    At least I can ride my bikes, Mr Limp Wrist....much more of that carry on and there'll be more broken bones in your immediate future!



    Don't descend to his level FJ, it's a very long way down
    ......come to think of it perhaps the BisexualMota could use one of those 'on road' plugs eh Rcktfsh? If you stretched your legs a bit you'd be able to do away with the platform bike boots and stop looking like a cross between Gary Glitter and Grumpy the dwarf....


    bastard.....you'll keep! lol
    gary was innocent!!!!

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    More of them (and in better quality) at http://www.angrykid.com/
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