The end of the world, and hang wringing.

**madbikeboy** · 15th September 2009, 12:04

I'm sick of the wankfest of shite that on the pages of KiddieBiker at the moment - if KB was printed material, I'd be using it to wipe my ass.

So, trying to turn it around - what's the best fun you've had this winter (while we're waiting for the uphill slog to summer).

Mine's simple. Last weekend ZXRider and U1AGO and I spent an afternoon putting my track bike together. We all talked shit and ribbed each other about everything from our wives and girlfriends, our inability to do whatever task we were working on in a competent manner, and each others obviously stupid choice of bike (theirs, not mine of course).

It was fun, we got the bike pretty much completely built (aside from a couple of electrical gremlins, and a missing banjo); and this summer you'll be seeing a GSXR600 being ridden by a bunch of wobbling old fools around Hampton Downs.

Then there's been a bunch of rides with great people, none of whom crashed. Except that MsKaBC, but she's a menace to Scoot(ers).

So, can anyone help me find my misplaced banjo?

**DidJit** · 15th September 2009, 12:15

Nice post, madbikeboy!

Most fun I've had this winter is getting my 6L, getting a bike and riding!

Rain or shine, cold or not — the ride is where it's at.

**Chooky** · 15th September 2009, 12:17

So, can anyone help me find my misplaced banjo?

**madbikeboy** · 15th September 2009, 12:21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gzTn6f5a0s

Seems somehow appropriate... Muppets and all...

**Big Dave** · 15th September 2009, 12:23

Fonz voice: 'Whoa....is me.'

Best fun: Aprilia Dorsoduro

**madbikeboy** · 15th September 2009, 12:25

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Fonz voice: 'Whoa....is me.'

Best fun: Aprilia Dorsoduro

Did you get laid on it? More detail than that required to stay on target here...

**Squid69** · 15th September 2009, 12:36

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

So, can anyone help me find my misplaced banjo?

I had a lot of fun camping in the hills between tapo and napier.
Have you ever spent a week with no contact with ANYTHING exept a few possums, a goat and your mates?

didnaa bum inoo youu banjoo thoo

**Big Dave** · 15th September 2009, 12:40

Not laid - but my wife took pictures while I got high on it.

**2wheeldrifter** · 15th September 2009, 12:42

Originally Posted by Squid69

I had a lot of fun camping in the hills between tapo and napier.
Have you ever spent a week with no contact with ANYTHING exept a few possums, a goat and your mates?

didnaa bum inoo youu banjoo thoo

Them hills have eyes squid69!

Just dropped by to get a load of my mind...

**Virago** · 15th September 2009, 12:46

I've not noticed anyone wringing any hangs...

**MsKABC** · 15th September 2009, 12:49

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

Just dropped by to get a load of my mind...

Just curious.....does that make you a shithead?

**PirateJafa** · 15th September 2009, 12:49

MBB, KB is what you make of it. If you're boring, then KB will be boring. Clearly you're doing something wrong.

The SMC has had a brilliant winter with plenty of bikes, boobs and booze.

No complaints here.

**vifferman** · 15th September 2009, 12:49

Hmmm... the best fun I've had this Winter?
Hmmmmmmmmm.....

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

I just realised - I've forgotten to have fun!

Time to make some resolutions. Thanks, Mike!

**MsKABC** · 15th September 2009, 12:55

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Then there's been a bunch of rides with great people, none of whom crashed. Except that MsKaBC, but she's a menace to Scoot(ers).

Calling it a crash makes it sound much more exciting and dignified than it actually was.

Most fun had this winter? Well that's a tough one, since life in general has just been so cool lately. Time spent with KB friends ranks right up there, as does getting a new bike. I think what I most enjoy is the peace, harmony, laughter, love, care, respect and acceptance afforded me by all my relationships.