What a hoot

[dpex]

Spent the weekend in Rotovegas, fishing.

Couldn't be bothered fishing on Saturday night so I drove around till I found a bar with some bikes outside.

BTW: The main street was teaming with cops.

Got yakking to a few guys and gals of the two wheels; even had a dance with a bloke's missus and learned that she rode and 'he' pillioned. See the damage done when women got the vote?

Anyway. Damned fine bunch of folk from somewhere in the 'other' island and touring around. Never did get to figure out from where.

So we yakked and drank and ate, and generally had a good time.

At about eleven the group came together. Time to head back to their motel.

I mentioned the cops on the streets. The sheilla with whom I'd danced grinned. 'Watch and learn'.

One of their number was a huge, gorilla of a man whom, when he spoke, sounded like a bereaved giant. But he was a cool dude, eh?

Anyway. He staggered over to his bike. The rest of the troops, me included, sat casually around the outside tables.

Mr Gorilla was clearly pissed. It took him well into half a minute to get his key into the hole. Then the mighty throb of (actually I don't know what it was, but it was big and not a Harley) roared up through the revs. The gorilla gave a few yahoos and rocketed off.

He made it past the first major intersection and bugger me, there were three cops cars on him.

The Sheilla (no names, no pack-drill) said, 'Time to go!' All with one accord raced to their bikes.

Just as she was about to depart (I'd followed her over) I asked, 'What about your mate?'

She burst out laughing....Not a pretty sight given the missing teeth interspersed with the black ones..... and said, 'He'll be okay. He's our designated decoy.'

And they were gone.

Good trick, huh? One rider stays straight. The others party. The straight-one draws the flak while the party-hounds do a runner.

Struck me as a good plan. Jumped in my cage and was gone.

That should get Katman going. TeeHee.

[riffer]

Yeah, nice one.

Drunk riding FTW.

You really are a fuckwit.

[Katman]

You really are a fuckwit.

Not much more to add, really.

[bungbung]

Don't be alarmed,

It's just a shit joke that's as old as the hills.

[grusomhat]

Heh


http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...gnated%20decoy

[TOTO]

Hey dpex what would happen if your 10year old son was asked to put the rubbish bin outside the street for collection while the drunk fuckers were doing their "runner" in his direction ? What if like any little kid who loved bikes he came closer to the street to watch them go by ? What if one of the drunk fuckers lost control of his bike and smashed into your son ?

regardless if drunk driving a car or riding a bike, people like this should be imprisoned immediately for 10 years.

[Headbanger]

Maybe his ten year old son is sharing the amusement of such an obvious troll actually catching a few fish.

I'm going to try one next, see how many I catch.

[sil3nt]

Uh oh someone made a joke on the internet. They must have forgot.

[Squiggles]

Not as much of a hoot as when i cut some dude up on the bucket track last november, caused him to highside but i got away scot free

[lankyman]

Why do think the KB community will endorse this sort of carry on? I hope a drunk driver cripples somebody close to you, so that you'll maybe wake the fuck up. Fucking idiot.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Hey dpex what would happen if your 10year old son was asked to put the rubbish bin outside the street for collection while the drunk fuckers were doing their "runner" in his direction ? What if like any little kid who loved bikes he came closer to the street to watch them go by ? What if one of the drunk fuckers lost control of his bike and smashed into your son ?

regardless if drunk driving a car or riding a bike, people like this should be imprisoned immediately for 10 years.

why is your kid out putting the rubblish on the street at after 11pm? You're a terrible parent. And I'm sure Uncle Helen made it illegal to make kids do chores. Isnt there some sort of benefit they can claim?

(lighten up will you its a VERY OLD and VERY LAME "joke")

[dpex]

Not as much of a hoot as when i cut some dude up on the bucket track last november, caused him to highside but i got away scot free

You bounder! Squiggles. On cold days my left shoulder still remembers the moment.:--))

[dpex]

Hey dpex what would happen if your 10year old son was asked to put the rubbish bin outside the street for collection while the drunk fuckers were doing their "runner" in his direction ? What if like any little kid who loved bikes he came closer to the street to watch them go by ? What if one of the drunk fuckers lost control of his bike and smashed into your son ?

regardless if drunk driving a car or riding a bike, people like this should be imprisoned immediately for 10 years.

Firstly, if I had a ten year old son I'd be asking questions about the general rectitude of NZ society which would harbour some female young enough and so lacking in good taste as to allow me to inseminate her.

Secondly, go to BungBung's post.

As a whimsical exercise in flushing out the perennial dullard bell-ringers, some replies go show that that bloke Pavlov knew a thing or two about how to get dogs and dimwits to ring a bell.

[dpex]

Maybe his ten year old son is sharing the amusement of such an obvious troll actually catching a few fish.

I'm going to try one next, see how many I catch.

It's really quite easy, Headbanger. Just put yourself in a completely sanctimonious mind-set, imagine yourself as Pope Katman, then look out for the slightest evil which floats by your 'then' fetid imagination, and build a story around it.

It doesn't even have to be particularly original, as recent history has shown. These proles will bite on almost anything. I wish the bloody trout were as easy to catch.

Mind you, poking dimwits in the metaphorical eye does suggest I probably need to start getting a life. :--))

[Big Dave]

Shock horror. Local context on old gag.
Original unoriginality, I think that's rather Warhol.