Mr Plod, can't you do any better?
At a time when the Police are trying to improve their image, one of the local naki ploddies does silly stuff like this?
Went home tonight to get my laptop to bring back to work after panicking that KB was offline and I'd go insane from boredom on the night shift.
On the way back from work I went around a courner a little bit quicker than normal, good line, remaining on my side of the road and still slightly below the speed limit. A Police car saw it and followed me. After about half a minute the Police car puts his headlights on full beam, right behind me! I flick the rear view mirrors and side mirrors (the Mazda has a button to fold the mirrors back) so the light does not blind me. After another 30 seconds, flashing lights and I've stopped immediately.
Now I jumped out of the car, pulled out my licience (yea, I know that I should have probably stayed in the car) and showed him my staff ID telling him I need to be back at work in 15 minutes. All I get back is grief, lecturing and general poor attitude from Mr Plod. He asked me if I'd been drinking, I replied that I was a staff nurse from up the local hospital and of course not. He then told me that even nurses drink and drive. I replied that might be the case but once they are charged for it they tend to run the risk of not being nurses for much longer...
Now I don't know if he'd had a bad call out prior to pulling me over, but hey that ain't my problem. He went on to tell me that I need to slow down as I was going too fast the whole time he was following. I was doing max 50km/h and less for a few courners, driving to the conditions and all. I pointed this out to him and was offered another helping of attitude with the comment, you was going far to fast. I just looked at him is disbalief and said whatever in a short tone. Ive allways had plenty of respect for the Police, but this guy deserved none as far as I was concerned.
I jumped back into the car and proceeded to the local servo to full the car up. On the way I stopped at the lights that was red. Mr plodd was at the lights one intersection back, which was also red. He then proceeded to drive straight through the red light and sit behind me. No worries the servo was only a few 100 meters down the road and he drove by as I stopped for fuel.
Well I still have respect for the Police, but maybe this turkey should have a holiday or look at a new line of employment? C'mon Mr plodd, you can do better than that, can't you???
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
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