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    I need a job

    As the thread title says I need a job. I'm a computer/network professional. CV has been attached so, if you're interested, be welcome to take a look at it and contact me. More info will be given upon contact/request.

    Thanks in advance,
    Pedro Henrique
    Last edited by peique; 23rd August 2008 at 11:14. Reason: CV removed

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    So, do you ride?

    If so, why not start up a sub60 bike based PC/Network support biz.

    If not, why not go to Seek, or Monster, or somewhere that actually deals in job seeking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    So, do you ride?
    Not yet.

    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    If so, why not start up a sub60 bike based PC/Network support biz.
    Even if I had a license and a bike, I don't have the money.

    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    If not, why not go to Seek, or Monster, or somewhere that actually deals in job seeking?
    I've tried those too of course.

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    Here's some advice... never list HTML etc as 'programming languages' if you want to be taken seriously in IT... that's the sort of thing that encourages fits of laughter from interviewers (hopefully in their minds, but sometimes out loud).

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Here's some advice... never list HTML etc as 'programming languages' if you want to be taken seriously in IT... that's the sort of thing that encourages fits of laughter from interviewers (hopefully in their minds, but sometimes out loud).
    Html is a valid programming language. Basic but still valid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Here's some advice... never list HTML etc as 'programming languages' if you want to be taken seriously in IT... that's the sort of thing that encourages fits of laughter from interviewers (hopefully in their minds, but sometimes out loud).
    Thanks for the advice, I know what you mean but, if it's not a programming language, what is it then?

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    HTML is not a JAWA 350
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    HTML is not a JAWA 350
    http://www.jawa.as/motorcycles/jawa-350.htm?lang=en

    Nah, more like a GN250 maybe, does a bit of everything but not really good at anything.

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    hehe so where does that leave my assembly.......oh wait harley
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    HTML is not a JAWA 350
    Quote Originally Posted by peique View Post
    http://www.jawa.as/motorcycles/jawa-350.htm?lang=en

    Nah, more like a GN250 maybe, does a bit of everything but not really good at anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    hehe so where does that leave my assembly.......oh wait harley
    C is suzuki (everywhere)
    pascal is like honda
    java is like kawasaki (fatty and grunty)
    cards must be like those Daimler bikes.
    You guys have been very helpful......I am sure that peique will find these answers useful in his search for employment...
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    Html is a valid programming language. Basic but still valid.
    No, it's not.

    Quote Originally Posted by peique View Post
    Thanks for the advice, I know what you mean but, if it's not a programming language, what is it then?
    It's a markup language. Has no logic, therefore no programming. Put it under 'web development' instead of programming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    You guys have been very helpful......I am sure that peique will find these answers useful in his search for employment...
    Oh well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Put it under 'web development' instead of programming.
    Good one, will do that, thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    Html is a valid programming language.
    HTML is not Turing complete. Therefore it is not a 'programming' language by the canonical definition.

    It's embarrassing, isn't it? Making an incorrect assertion in front of people who know more than you do. I hate it when that happens...
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    Quote Originally Posted by peique View Post
    CV has been attached...
    Dude, with all due respect, that is a terrible CV.

    A CV should create a picture of you as a person. A single page of tickboxed buzzwords like the one you've posted will get tossed into the bin by any decent hiring manager.

    Write some paragraphs about each position you've held, the projects you worked on, the skills you used. Personal shit doesn't really matter, but it's crucial to clearly describe your professional experience and show how it's relevant to whatever job you're applying for.
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