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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Anything is possible mate...but do not dispair you have our support................and I am close at hand as I work in Ponsonby.......latte??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Let's just take this slowly.
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    Sorry to drag this back to the point, but -

    I ride on this route every day and rode past the site this morning. Doesn't surprise me something like this has happened. In my experience the bus drivers are lunatics.

    Certainly wakes me up in the morning.

    Also, Finn you are gay
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    Does it say what nationality the driver is? The victim is "Asian" which covers so many countries. For all we know the driver may be a Pakistani, and the victim an Indian. No love lost there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedie View Post
    You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Finn again... lol, GOLD!
    Cool - I dig up some old Bob Hope gags too.

    One Auckland bus driver i know does more for motorcyclists than pretty much the rest of us combined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magicfairy View Post
    My point was - if you are going to do a hit and run, don't be in a vehicle that can be tracked easily.
    Doing a runner in a bus? Far quicker for the fat-arsed drivers than trying it on foot.
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    In my experience the bus drivers are lunatics.
    Fat lunatics?
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    auckland bus drivers aren't all stupid, one took out skidmarks bike, but this driver was undertrained so unfortunately missed mark in the process.
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    Fucking arsehole fucking bus drivers!! I walked to WMCC to pick up my bike after work today. Cambridge Tce (Wgtn) is pretty busy at this time of the day so traffic was backed up around the corner from Courtenay place. So I decide to cross between two buses. I know it's jay walking but if traffic is stopped no bug deal...? I go to cross... the driver closes the gap and stops me from crossing... I stepped back and looked at him. So the bus in front moves forward about two feet... I go to cross and walk forth. I'm in between the two buses and the clown decides to close the gap! This is not like walking between two cars - these guys leave about 4 inches when they close the gap. These are fucking buses so there's no room to get on the bonnet as you could on a car.... I get my arse to the other side fairy smartly and the cunt leans out the window and starts abusing me! I'm still in the middle of traffic but turn and tell him what I fucking thought. I get to the other side (central median) and he's still mouthing off! I 'invited' him to get out of the bus and go for it... sadly he didn't oblige... I go into WMCC and have a rant to Pete about it...

    GRRRRR!! Fucking bus drivers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    I walked to WMCC to pick up my bike after work today.
    You're walking into a bike shop...and you get outta shape about some dick that spends his entire working life closed up in a hot tin can with BO ridden adults and screaming brats who smell of urine? Of couse he's fuckin loopy occasionally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Fucking arsehole fucking bus drivers!! I walked to WMCC to pick up my bike after work today. Cambridge Tce (Wgtn) is pretty busy at this time of the day so traffic was backed up around the corner from Courtenay place. So I decide to cross between two buses. I know it's jay walking but if traffic is stopped no bug deal...? I go to cross... the driver closes the gap and stops me from crossing... I stepped back and looked at him. So the bus in front moves forward about two feet... I go to cross and walk forth. I'm in between the two buses and the clown decides to close the gap! This is not like walking between two cars - these guys leave about 4 inches when they close the gap. These are fucking buses so there's no room to get on the bonnet as you could on a car.... I get my arse to the other side fairy smartly and the cunt leans out the window and starts abusing me! I'm still in the middle of traffic but turn and tell him what I fucking thought. I get to the other side (central median) and he's still mouthing off! I 'invited' him to get out of the bus and go for it... sadly he didn't oblige... I go into WMCC and have a rant to Pete about it...

    GRRRRR!! Fucking bus drivers!
    Agree bus driver was being a pain, however, maybe he just thought to himself................use the f!@#ing pedestrian crossings.

    Sorry Mr Fizz but jay walking seems to be a hobbie over here and it is dangerous............there are 4 zebra crossings in Devonport High Street which is a lot and the number of people who cross at intersections or between the crossings, often with kids despite the crossing being a few metres away is astounding.

    Sorry to hunt on this one but basically you were jay walking and the bus driver was making a point.

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    I'm still in the middle of traffic but turn and tell him what I fucking thought. I get to the other side (central median) and he's still mouthing off! I 'invited' him to get out of the bus and go for it... sadly he didn't oblige...

    The buses have an emergency door opening switch on the outside , open that & invite him out mate , I'm sure he would to 'dance' with a little fellow like you in the middle of the street......Make his day even lol
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    The title less Bus Drivers sums it up enough for this redneck.

    I'll be up there next month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    The title less Bus Drivers sums it up enough for this redneck.

    I'll be up there next month.
    Have a nice time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    The title less Bus Drivers sums it up enough for this redneck.

    I'll be up there next month.
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