10-7 Cliches

[scumdog]

Oh, I'm getting:

(a) tyres next week
(b) my 'full' next week
(c) I've just bought the car
(d) I don't own the car
(e) I've got it booked in for a warrant on Monday
(f) I'll get it rego'd next week
(g) yadda-yadda-yadda

They seem to think that (a) we've never heard their pathetic excuses before and (b) we believe them, and (c) we think they WILL do what they say (Tuis moment).
AND that we care about what they say...
Mwahahahaahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Madness]

Obviously didn't get enough "loving smacks" as children. The bloody WOF was out by 2 years and they just happened to get pinged the day before they had planned on getting it WOF & Rego'd. That's bad luck!.

[Colapop]

Jeez I've used none of those! Usually when I get stopped I just bail...

[Squeak the Rat]

Right up there with "I clocked you at 121".

[McJim]

Or

(a) She was a willing participant.
(b) I never put my truncheon there.
(c) What whisky bottle?
(d) He fell down the stairs.

If yer gonna chuck stuff over the fence scummy be prepared to catch it on the way back.

[scumdog]

Right up there with "I clocked you at 121".

You have a Kwaka that will do 121 - mph I assume??

I would believe the rest of the pathetic repeated by at least 100 times explanations before that.

To add:

I've only had three stubbies.

My clutch/throttle was playing up

I'm the sober driver and I'll get my licence next week.

I never knew that pole was there!! (yeah, it happened last week-end, true!!)

[Squeak the Rat]

I have a zero tolerance to speeding! My favourite recent addition:


....we called off the pursuit before he crashed.

[scumdog]

Or

(a) She was a willing participant.
(b) I never put my truncheon there.
(c) What whisky bottle?
(d) He fell down the stairs.

If yer gonna chuck stuff over the fence scummy be prepared to catch it on the way back.

He/she (you?) hit me first
I never even touched her snatch
What Speights? 'not even man, I only drink bourbon'.
She was aKsking for it. (how the hell can people who failed year 6 English say a word like 'AKSKING' wtf, it is SO awkward to say!!

And cumming frae Sco'land whit wid ye 'kno aboot whit Kiwis say??

[scumdog]

I have a zero tolerance to speeding! My favourite recent addition:


....we called off the pursuit before he crashed.

Whereas down here it is "we were just about to commence the pursuit when he crahed" mwahahah!!!!

[Smorg]

the suspect was resisting, we used reasonable force

[cowpoos]

Whereas down here it is "we were just about to commence the pursuit when he crahed" mwahahah!!!!

officer: is there any reason why you were speeding?

Mr Poo's: err....yes

officer: that is?

Mr Poo's: I was trying to get to the next gas station before the price of gas goes up again!

officer: hahahahahahahahahahaha

Mr Poo's: does that mean I don't get a ticket?

officer: ah no! your just lucky we don't give tickets for silly excuses!

[jrandom]

What, by the way, is up with calling the show "10-7"? I've always wondered.

Doesn't 10-7 mean 'out of service' or 'signing off'? It doesn't make much sense as a title for a TV show.

You'd think they'd use the 'pursuit' code, or something.

[jrandom]

10-7 means the police unit has arrived on scene, or "Located".

Ah.

So what's up with the five hundred and thirty seven or so different sets of ten-code definitions?

Who makes this shit up?

[avgas]

"I dont have any Donuts!"
"Dont worry i stole this car"
"I wasnt speeding......I WAS FRICKIN BOOTN IT!!!!"

[Delphinus]

10-4 Repeat your last message

Does this change at all (army etc) was wondering why they use Ten-Four as "roger that" in the game battlefield2. Yes i know its a game not IRL but hey