I voted for asexual, but then again it is a skirtster which would make it female... but I'm still not convinced as it isn't temperamental enough.
Male
Female
Both - Depends how I feel at the time
Depends on how the damn thing is behaving
None - It's a friggin bike!
Forum whore
I voted for asexual, but then again it is a skirtster which would make it female... but I'm still not convinced as it isn't temperamental enough.
Forum whore
Normally I can't be bothered with this sort of thread but my bitch of a bike is such a contrary c_nt of a thing at the moment that it is abso-fuggin'-lutley no question about it most definitely an eostrogen laden heap of shite!
You'd think I'd feel better after that rant wouldn't you...you'd be wrong........
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
Originally Posted by centaurus
Mine is definitely a female:
All the money spent, time wasted and worries are worth the brief moments of happiness
That bit.............
Just pulling ya leg.
Cyborg Biker
shes a she... errr she like being riden, and shes a bitch when she plays up... most defenitaly a she
Let the good times roll...
She is defiantly a young curvaceous lady, apart from the wife’s girlfriend she the only other I get a leg over…
You’re dammed if you do and you’re dammed if you don’t… Bartholomew J. Simpson
Forum whore
Details, we need details sir....failing that pics will suffice...apart from the wife’s girlfriend she the only other I get a leg over…
Let the good times roll...
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You’re dammed if you do and you’re dammed if you don’t… Bartholomew J. Simpson
One, two free, floor!
Female, riding a male just doesn't do it for me. Besides - what's the military tradition... vessels and vehicles are female?
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Hardcore Biker
It depends on who i am talking to at the time whether its male or female or just a damn bike
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Female by the name of Grace Jones - go figure!
the middle path
Never really thought about it ("its just a frigging bike") but if I did I guess it would have to be male. After all, it is a Tiger not a Tigeress, and it's big, strong, sturdy, reliable as opposed to to sleek,sexy, (tempermental?)
Experience......something you get just after you needed it
Po ta toes
My baby's a ladyyyy, she's a good girl.
wheelchair rookie
Which bike???? The DRZ400 was Bob, shitty custard yellow, so Sponge Box Queer Pants.Just tinkering with my bike tonight, and the spanner slipped and I scrapped my knuckles and yelled out "You bloody bi@#h
So that got me thinking about why do we often refer to our bikes/cars as a male or female?
I often say to myself things such as
"Cmon old girl", "Good girl"
So take a vote and tell us what sex your bike is?
The CBR600RR is Liz, curvy and nice to touch with bumps and curves in all the right places. However she would bitchslap me if I ever treated her badly...
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
Ta
My bikes are all girls.
It raises an interesting point, that we liken our bikes, (usually) to the opposite sex to ourselves. Is it because they are the ones we love, but still get grief from them? If so, then they are family, friends, and a whole list of other things too. Not usually work tho, cos a lot of people just feel it's an inconvenience.
Anyhoo, my bikes are also whores, they'll let anyone ride them, shit, that makes me a PIMP!
tank slappa
... you're obviously not doing it right...I must confess, at first glance I thought this thread said "what is sex like on your bike"
...all I can say is having a centre stand prevents and embaressing acidents..
My bike is DEFINATELY a 'don't mess with me kinda gal' ( altho that doesn't make me a lesbian! ).
She answers to either 'baby' or 'bitch' ( bit like me actually LOL! ).
...it is better to live 1 day as a Tiger than 1000 years as a sheep...
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