View Poll Results: What sex is your bike?

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  • Male

    10 10.20%
  • Female

    47 47.96%
  • Both - Depends how I feel at the time

    2 2.04%
  • Depends on how the damn thing is behaving

    7 7.14%
  • None - It's a friggin bike!

    32 32.65%
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  1. #31
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    I voted for asexual, but then again it is a skirtster which would make it female... but I'm still not convinced as it isn't temperamental enough.

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    Normally I can't be bothered with this sort of thread but my bitch of a bike is such a contrary c_nt of a thing at the moment that it is abso-fuggin'-lutley no question about it most definitely an eostrogen laden heap of shite!

    You'd think I'd feel better after that rant wouldn't you...you'd be wrong........

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    Quote Originally Posted by centaurus View Post
    Mine is definitely a female:

    All the money spent, time wasted and worries are worth the brief moments of happiness

    That bit.............

    Just pulling ya leg.

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    shes a she... errr she like being riden, and shes a bitch when she plays up... most defenitaly a she

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    She is defiantly a young curvaceous lady, apart from the wife’s girlfriend she the only other I get a leg over…
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kflasher View Post
    apart from the wife’s girlfriend she the only other I get a leg over…
    Details, we need details sir....failing that pics will suffice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Details, we need details sir....failing that pics will suffice...
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    You’re dammed if you do and you’re dammed if you don’t… Bartholomew J. Simpson

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    Female, riding a male just doesn't do it for me. Besides - what's the military tradition... vessels and vehicles are female?
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  9. #39
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    It depends on who i am talking to at the time whether its male or female or just a damn bike

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    Female by the name of Grace Jones - go figure!

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    Never really thought about it ("its just a frigging bike") but if I did I guess it would have to be male. After all, it is a Tiger not a Tigeress, and it's big, strong, sturdy, reliable as opposed to to sleek,sexy, (tempermental? )
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    My baby's a ladyyyy, she's a good girl.

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    meh.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zukin View Post
    Just tinkering with my bike tonight, and the spanner slipped and I scrapped my knuckles and yelled out "You bloody bi@#h

    So that got me thinking about why do we often refer to our bikes/cars as a male or female?
    I often say to myself things such as
    "Cmon old girl", "Good girl"

    So take a vote and tell us what sex your bike is?
    Which bike???? The DRZ400 was Bob, shitty custard yellow, so Sponge Box Queer Pants.
    The CBR600RR is Liz, curvy and nice to touch with bumps and curves in all the right places. However she would bitchslap me if I ever treated her badly...
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    My bikes are all girls.

    It raises an interesting point, that we liken our bikes, (usually) to the opposite sex to ourselves. Is it because they are the ones we love, but still get grief from them? If so, then they are family, friends, and a whole list of other things too. Not usually work tho, cos a lot of people just feel it's an inconvenience.

    Anyhoo, my bikes are also whores, they'll let anyone ride them, shit, that makes me a PIMP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    I must confess, at first glance I thought this thread said "what is sex like on your bike"

    ...all I can say is having a centre stand prevents and embaressing acidents..
    ... you're obviously not doing it right...

    My bike is DEFINATELY a 'don't mess with me kinda gal' ( altho that doesn't make me a lesbian! ).

    She answers to either 'baby' or 'bitch' ( bit like me actually LOL! ).
    ...it is better to live 1 day as a Tiger than 1000 years as a sheep...

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