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  1. 14th May 2007, 17:31 #16
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    Which came first? The chicken or the Cop?
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    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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    He wanted chicken, but the chef said it was fucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    its pretty pathetic really in this pc age i bet he wants to say 'so what fuck off" but isnt allowed to
    Yea I agree JJ. OK to get a tuck and cut but to watch a porn movie is a big no no. Like it's not as if he was on duty etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by What? View Post
    He wanted chicken, but the chef said it was fucked.
    Oh I thought he said 'plucked' and Broad was fucked.

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    I've been trying to fit a Green's joke in here somewhere but sauce for the gander does not seem to go with the menu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    I've been trying to fit a Green's joke in here somewhere but sauce for the gander does not seem to go with the menu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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    the chicken may have stalled and the guy was trying to jump start it
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    The chicken was "hot" and wanted to be layed...
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    I've never seen it but I assume it was "Animal farm" it's a pretty infamous movie that first appeared around that timeframe.
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    All this shit will only stop when they get a "female" commissioner of police, unless the government gets changed first!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    not chicken i bet
    Possibly chicken. But probably not with gravy.......
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    Book book book BOOKGARK! Oh yeah! Take that you dirty little bit of fluff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Book book book BOOKGARK! Oh yeah! Take that you dirty little bit of fluff!
    Ooooh, I love it when you talk dirty.........
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    The big question has to be - is Howard a leg or breast man?
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    How does the old joke go?

    Erotic = tickling your partner with a single feather

    Kinky = having sex with the chicken

    Depraved = cooking the chicken and serving it for dinner
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