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    Well I do that!!
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    Where is the BOOOBS ?
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    I stopped reading when I got to part with remote with dead batteries sort of lost interest after that

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    I find this thread offensive!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

    Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks...........................

    ................................If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called .................................................. ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

    The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

    Jantar.. some questions...

    1) where are you going to get the Speights from?? there are NO bottle shops

    2) The is NO dairy on the Island

    3) There is No New World

    4) Where are you going to buy your plastic flowers from?

    5) Where are you going to buy more batteries from?

    And don't forget.. The KIDS vote them off the island based on performance.. I don't think they will be happy with all the duties being delegated upon them...

    ps: you get 10 bonus points for producing the MOST detailed quoting I have ever seen!!! :
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    Jantar.. some questions...

    1) where are you going to get the Speights from?? there are NO bottle shops

    2) The is NO dairy on the Island

    3) There is No New World

    4) Where are you going to buy your plastic flowers from?

    5) Where are you going to buy more batteries from?

    And don't forget.. The KIDS vote them off the island based on performance.. I don't think they will be happy with all the duties being delegated upon them...

    ps: you get 10 bonus points for producing the MOST detailed quoting I have ever seen!!! :

    I have full confidance that Jantar will answer all of the above and will be quite beleiveable.... and i dont care about my spelling....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    I have full confidance that Jantar will answer all of the above and will be quite beleiveable.... and i dont care about my spelling....
    you drunk then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    I have full confidance that Jantar will answer all of the above and will be quite beleiveable....
    Quiet in the cheap seats!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    Jantar.. some questions...

    1) where are you going to get the Speights from?? there are NO bottle shops
    Oh dear, that IS a complication. You didn't state that in the initial details, but I guess I'll get the Speights at the supermarket. Even 4 Square has it these days.

    2) The is NO dairy on the Island
    dairy? I said diary, even pen and paper wll do, and I know that these ARE available otherwise how do the kids do their homework?

    3) There is No New World
    OK, Countdown then, or whatever other supermarket the men are supposed to shop at. Budgeting for groceries was also one of the cahllenges, remember?

    4) Where are you going to buy your plastic flowers from?
    Buy? Oh no, Give the kids a game - Who can make the best flowers.

    5) Where are you going to buy more batteries from?
    Budgeting for groceries was also one of the cahllenges, remember?

    And don't forget.. The KIDS vote them off the island based on performance.. I don't think they will be happy with all the duties being delegated upon them...
    The kids will love it. I know my kids did.

    ps: you get 10 bonus points for producing the MOST detailed quoting I have ever seen!!! :
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    Jantar.. some questions...

    1) where are you going to get the Speights from?? there are NO bottle shops

    2) The is NO dairy on the Island

    3) There is No New World

    4) Where are you going to buy your plastic flowers from?

    5) Where are you going to buy more batteries from?

    And don't forget.. The KIDS vote them off the island based on performance.. I don't think they will be happy with all the duties being delegated upon them...

    ps: you get 10 bonus points for producing the MOST detailed quoting I have ever seen!!! :
    hey c'mon,you didnt say there were no shops on the island! if thats the case then where are you supposed to spend the food budget?and since when have kids had a say in how their parents are doin raising them?
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    Jantar-Oh dear, that IS a complication. You didn't state that in the initial details, but I guess I'll get the Speights at the supermarket. Even 4 Square has it these days.

    jeez mate,you're pretty good at this parenting bisness!got all the friggin answers
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    Hey, leave my daughters breasts out of this thread eh!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Hey, leave my daughters breasts out of this thread eh!!
    dont usually look out for breasts,but obviously missed these ones?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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