Survey: You are on a ride out

**avgas** · 30th May 2007, 10:09

Pottle of Hot Chips wif some marto sauce.
Fish n Chips is also good.
Snack - one of em Triple Chocolate Big Cookies

**skelstar** · 30th May 2007, 10:10

Corn Fritters...

**Stickchick** · 30th May 2007, 10:12

Standard pub food is the way to go I reckon and I won't stop unless you are fully stocked in bourbon dude!!!!

**NZsarge** · 30th May 2007, 10:14

Originally Posted by Stickchick

Standard pub food is the way to go I reckon and I won't stop unless you are fully stocked in bourbon dude!!!!

Whoa!...the hard stuff! not for me..just a bevvie or maybe two and i'm good

**Grahameeboy** · 30th May 2007, 10:14

Simple food is good but reckon you should have a small selection of fancier food for those more well heeled motorcyclists plus you need to cater for others as you will be weather dependent and you don't want to just be known as a Bikers Cafe / Bar with small population base down your way.

Just my 2 chips worth.....

**James Deuce** · 30th May 2007, 10:20

That's "You're" as in "You Are".

**canarlee** · 30th May 2007, 10:22

Originally Posted by Jim2

That's "You're" as in "You Are".

oi if i wont spellink lesons i wil lok in te dickshunary!

**Hitcher** · 30th May 2007, 10:22

1. Must have great coffee (none of that Illy crap) and people who know how to make it (Us bikers are nothing if not fussy when it comes to caffienated beverages).

2. Should have plenty of variety in the menu: standard brunch fare, with a twist, and generous portions at a fair price (Us bikers get a bit peckish after a long ride).

3. Should have sunny outdoor seating (Us bikers like the sun's rays on our backs as we dine).

4. Good bike parking right out the front (Us bikers prefer our parking to be flat, sealed, and free of cage clutter).

5. Should have friendly, helpful staff, clothing optional (Us bikers really like optional clothing).

6. Should have punctual service (Us bikers don't like sitting around waiting for shit to happen. We'd rather be out riding).

**surfer** · 30th May 2007, 10:26

Big mugs of pipping hot tea and full cooked breakfast with hash browns, beans, eggs, toast, tomatoes, mushrooms, bacon, and sausages...mmmmm...mmmmmm...when do you open????

All served with a welcoming smile and a great attitude...'Hello mr biker man, welcome, thanks for coming here, why don't you sit here in this seat so you watch your bike and the world go by'.

...not the grumpy piss poor attitude of, 'What do you want dirty looking hombre in black leather don't make a mess on the seats or run away without paying you filthy scum. And you're lucky I'm talking to you 'cause I'm having a smoko which started an hour ago. Park your bike round the back so the respectable folk round here can't see it.'

Good luck with the venture.

**surfer** · 30th May 2007, 10:28

Originally Posted by skelstar

Corn fritters...

I think I see a pattern emerging

**Dooly** · 30th May 2007, 10:29

Canarlee, did you get that place we were talking about last Saturday at Bayview?

**MSTRS:Me** · 30th May 2007, 10:30

Shhh, Dooly. You'll jinx it.

**canarlee** · 30th May 2007, 10:31

dooley, no im still waiting for the letting agent to get back to me, why you askin bro?

oh and ive been "infractured" for this thread!!! bleedin moderators dont they know how to relax?