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    I always did correspondance so my teachers never said much to me, although my mum had plenty to say.Like I'd never get anywhere in life unless I got my shit together.But look at me now,I got a low pay part time job,no money an only a motorbike to my name!

    Ahh shit I havnt got anywhere,oh well atleast I've got my health,oh crap,thats shit as well
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    Well, me, I was always the kid who the teachers despaired of ever finding a way to harness his abilities. The one who got C grades because he couldn't be arsed doing any work, etc.

    I'm pretty much still doing it, bullshitting my way through life and pulling all-nighters to catch up when necessary.

    And then there was this one time, when I was a wee 'un, an old Chinese friend of a friend looked at my head, poked and prodded it excitedly, measured bits of my face with his fingers, and excitedly told me that I was going to grow up to be very wealthy.

    So I'm doing my best not to disappoint him...
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    I was the quiet, polite, hard-working, conciencious, helpful student...

    meanwhile, in the back of the class i was making jokes behind the teacher's back... once my english teacher looked back and saw me making a face in her direction, I quickly stopped and grinned charmingly at her, she grinned back and continued writing on the board... teehee, i got away with way too much in highschool...
    "Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    LOLOL - bring it on...!

    Snowballing followed by a fine gargling display was the closest thing to shocking me I've found to date... you can improve on that?
    Gee...there is a surprise, Mandownunder wants to play!?!

    Wait until I figure out how much I can get away with on this site!

    What's the limit??
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Gee...there is a surprise, Mandownunder wants to play!?!

    Wait until I figure out how much I can get away with on this site!

    What's the limit??
    LOL... personaly attacks are the limit... till that point - I think anything goes. Keep in mind the site was started by a guy who could choose any handle at all and chose "SpankMe"

    'nuff said?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    I was the quiet, polite, hard-working, conciencious, helpful student...

    meanwhile, in the back of the class i was making jokes behind the teacher's back... once my english teacher looked back and saw me making a face in her direction, I quickly stopped and grinned charmingly at her, she grinned back and continued writing on the board... teehee, i got away with way too much in high school...
    Mmn, that just about sums up me too! I was the skinny little white kid in a school with an 80% Maori population, and they didn't believe in streaming. That meant I pretty much kept my head down and didn't say boo to a goose (how appropriate, considering what I ride now!) because if I did, I'd have the crap beaten out of me later for making them look dumb!

    I used to draw spot-on caricatures of the teachers which got me into trouble more than once. In the sixth form I changed schools and really enjoyed the new one so I did quite well. Unfortunately in the seventh form a guy I fancied had study when I had art history so I would wag and play cards with him in the common room! My 'friends' would point out my absence to our ancient art teacher, who would glance around the room and say "no, I am sure she was here before, I'll mark her here on the roll". They were so pissed off! Mind you, if I had done a tiny bit more work, I would have passed Bursary art history instead of getting 49%!

    I'm not sure what they would have voted me most likely at school, but probably something to do with talking as I was always being told off for talking in class in the sixth and seventh forms. And what do I do for a living? I'm a journalist, so maybe they were right!

    I've done some university study since and because I am paying for it, I make sure I do enough to pass!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    No graduation in my time.(didn't even bother with the end of year fluffies).
    A trip up to Skatetopia in AKLD was more important.
    The best bit of advise given to me was: Do what ever you like young man, so long as you and your loved ones can live with the consequences. Spoken by the same discipline master that canned the snot out of me every second Monday morning.
    I,m not saying that his words of wisdom were right for every one. But I think he saw a little bit of common sense had made its way to my brain via the "cut" marks. Some ponies need a more aggressive break in procedure.
    The biggest load of bollocks I was told..."Everything in moderation". F**k that.
    Bloody art teachers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    Mmn, that just about sums up me too! I was the skinny little white kid in a school with an 80% Maori population, and they didn't believe in streaming. That meant I pretty much kept my head down and didn't say boo to a goose (how appropriate, considering what I ride now!) because if I did, I'd have the crap beaten out of me later for making them look dumb!

    I used to draw spot-on caricatures of the teachers which got me into trouble more than once. In the sixth form I changed schools and really enjoyed the new one so I did quite well. Unfortunately in the seventh form a guy I fancied had study when I had art history so I would wag and play cards with him in the common room! My 'friends' would point out my absence to our ancient art teacher, who would glance around the room and say "no, I am sure she was here before, I'll mark her here on the roll". They were so pissed off! Mind you, if I had done a tiny bit more work, I would have passed Bursary art history instead of getting 49%!

    I'm not sure what they would have voted me most likely at school, but probably something to do with talking as I was always being told off for talking in class in the sixth and seventh forms. And what do I do for a living? I'm a journalist, so maybe they were right!

    I've done some university study since and because I am paying for it, I make sure I do enough to pass!

    Haha yeah I got told by a guy I liked in form 2 that I was good at non-stop talking.. and I know a few people on here would agree on that one! (and already have!) And I am a teacher.. so I guess it works out well cause I get to talk all day!(and I can tell the kids off for not listening!!)
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    The biggest load of bollocks I was told..."Everything in moderation". F**k that.
    They forgot the second part of that...."-- Including moderation"
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Every year someone in the faculty described me as eccentric.

    The teachers (unanimously) thought I was destined to be scientist.
    Parents (not mine) argued Lawyer or teacher.
    Parents (mine) thought I would spend the rest of my life wandering the earth looking for a job I could stick at (the closest).
    Fellow students (again unanimously) Serial killer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY View Post
    Mine was to be flirting with anyone and everyone... lol
    Went to school to eat my lunch.

    Graduated from "The School of Hard Knocks" with honours!

    Majored in "girls like Buffy"!

    Ambition before meeting Mrs O/R, was to make love to every woman in the world. (think big is not new)

    Fell a bit short of the mark, damn it but Mrs O made up for it anyway!!

    No taylor made education for me, I just rolled my own! Cheers John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Went to school to eat my lunch.

    Graduated from "The School of Hard Knocks" with honours!

    Majored in "girls like Buffy"!

    Ambition before meeting Mrs O/R, was to make love to every woman in the world. (think big is not new)

    Fell a bit short of the mark, damn it but Mrs O made up for it anyway!!

    No taylor made education for me, I just rolled my own! Cheers John.
    Good major!!
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    .....most likely to end up in Arohata Womens Prison.
    Om nom nom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlygirl View Post
    .....most likely to end up in Arohata Womens Prison.
    And look at you now...Having just been promoted and all!!!!

    They couldn't have been more wrong, could they?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    LOL... personaly attacks are the limit... till that point - I think anything goes. Keep in mind the site was started by a guy who could choose any handle at all and chose "SpankMe"

    'nuff said?

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    Alright then....Everyone just witnessed I was pushed into this!

    I think that the Glory Hole has always had some poetic and mysterious quality (especially at the end of some little brick road [ refer: " the sweetest thing" with Cameron Diaz...Hilarious!]), however too often dismissed for more "showy" forms of fellacio, nonetheless the ones performed after the act of anal penetration (although full points to the chick who can pull that one off).

    Now short of checking out mad Antais' antics (lots of fun that too), I'd say fetishes can be quite entertaining, don't you think?

    Now, my friends would tell me: WAY too many details here...

    But darn it.. I love leather!!!

    Please note: I seriously apologise in advance for anyone who I could be offending right now. Please wait to meet me, I am sane and friendly..apparently!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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