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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Boy, that was funny..
    Just thought I'd give it a go! you know, just in case I feel like batting for the other team someday...see how I would actually score (or if I'd score at all!)
    And what happened?, I only scored a 4, she obviously doesn't like forward types of gals!! lol

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    Dear KB'r,
    I'm almost there , my girlfriend wants to make out.
    Should I touch her hair
    Kiss her
    Drink some wine
    or go to another room.

    If this leads to error 404 page not found again, I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    And what happened?, I only scored a 4, she obviously doesn't like forward types of gals!! lol
    weeeell...I don't want to brag, but the lady seemed to be fairly impressed by my determination in making her feel "comfortable"!

    I got to get her to take her top off for me , and as I was just about to take this further , my boss walked in and wanted to show me something on my PC, so had to log out

    That woman is going to be mine by the end of the day. It has now become a matter of personal pride
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Is there and ending to this, it's takin forever to get there.

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    We're having more fun than the guys!!
    But I think we have a slight disadvantage that we don't normally have to try and "make anyone feel comfy", it's normally get your gear off before he falls asleep isn't it? hehe
    I managed to get her into the bedroom but then made the mistake of walking in on her while she was getting dressed, rude bitch basically told me to piss off!

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    woohoo!didn't get much sleep though!
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    Cant believe it - I'm back on it this morning.

    Get her back home - comes to the bedroom starkers and then tells me to go sleep on the couch!

    Maybe she's an afternoon type - will try again then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    woohoo!didn't get much sleep though!
    Bastard ..................

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    Wow.. shes pretty damn hard to please. She must be pmsing.. only got a 4.. and I took her out for dinner, she told me I talk to much! Was trying to be a gentleman too. Damn Her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    Wow.. shes pretty damn hard to please. She must be pmsing.. only got a 4.. and I took her out for dinner, she told me I talk to much! Was trying to be a gentleman too. Damn Her!
    She's a bitch eh!! Frigid cow, I just wanted a little feel!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX View Post
    the gif is too large to upload.....


    but massage the bum to get some!
    You lucky bastard....I cant get past getting her topless!
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    Im leaving mine in the boot of the rental car for a couple of days to learn her place
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    She's a bitch eh!! Frigid cow, I just wanted a little feel!! lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Im leaving mine in the boot of the rental car for a couple of days to learn her place
    Don't forget a couple of breathing holes...

    Oxygen starvation does nothing for the complexion I'm told..
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Don't forget a couple of breathing holes...

    Oxygen starvation does nothing for the complexion I'm told..
    Fuckit, the way this cow was leading me on, she deserves it.
    To every man upon this earth
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