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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    So that is shits (plural)? How many exactly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour View Post
    The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!!
    Hahaha! Good on you!

    What gets me is the number of people who get a Disabled Parking Permit for the strangest things. I know someone who got one for - wait for it - Carpel Tunnel Syndrome!

    I wonder if I can get one for an ingrown toenail?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Hahaha! Good on you!

    What gets me is the number of people who get a Disabled Parking Permit for the strangest things. I know someone who got one for - wait for it - Carpel Tunnel Syndrome!

    I wonder if I can get one for an ingrown toenail?
    Thats like asking for the permit for being a retard, same as the carpe tunnel shit...
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour View Post
    The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!!
    Yep....Kiwi's are the worst offenders in the world......they are testing mobility spaces painted in blue background at mo....I have blocked people in before and just told them I will be back when I am back.

    Typical response, I was only a few minutes.....they are the ATM Cripples.......

    Looking at sign....so must be blind so I guess they qualify.

    or "but there is a space next to me"....

    I have a tick box leaflet I just stick under wipers with a bit about how bad drivers in NZ are.

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    The Carpel Tunnel application was approved on the basis that the person "couldn't carry shopping bags very far". Completely frivolous as far as I'm concerned - people like that tie up the parks that are needed by genuinely disabled people!
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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour View Post
    The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!!
    Ooooh, you're terrible, Muriel . . .

    (Muriel's Wedding, in case you're wondering).

    Good effin job, I say.
    Last edited by janno; 9th July 2007 at 11:19. Reason: Corrected by Dilligaf - my new hero!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour View Post
    Thats like asking for the permit for being a retard, same as the carpe tunnel shit...
    CPS.....geeze...it affects the hands/wrists.............

    Even worse I think is those who drive their mobility card holder relative to the shops, park in a mobility park, leave their relative in the car and go to the shops.....talk about abuse.......at least the normal offenders are just ignorant or don't care........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    CPS.....geeze...it affects the hands/wrists.............

    Even worse I think is those who drive their mobility card holder relative to the shops, park in a mobility park, leave their relative in the car and go to the shops.....talk about abuse.......at least the normal offenders are just ignorant or don't care........
    Have a masti and build up the muscles...
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour View Post
    Have a masti and build up the muscles...
    I once used a friends permit to park in a disabled park. I was taking her to a clinic at the hospital, she insisted that we drive around looking for somewhere else to park, because she was not "that sick". We ended up in a permited space.............she died a couple of months later, she was "that sick"

    Never thought to park the bastards in! That may well be my new way of expressing my displeasure in future...
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I once used a friends permit to park in a disabled park. I was taking her to a clinic at the hospital, she insisted that we drive around looking for somewhere else to park, because she was not "that sick". We ended up in a permited space.............she died a couple of months later, she was "that sick"

    Never thought to park the bastards in! That may well be my new way of expressing my displeasure in future...
    I think that one of the main problems in society is that too many bastards just think of themselves and whats good for them, screw anybody else. Ya see it almost everywhere ya go these days and I even see it here at times on kiwibiker. Sadly I do not think that there is any quick fix, unlike the gubbermint. However boxing some tard and calling them a retard tends to help, especially when I point out that I'm disabled but not a retard like them. Its truely amazing how often I get away with that line. The only ones who get upset are the ones spitting the dummy because the truth hurts.
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kneescraper View Post
    I need to vent some anger....what better place to do it then amongst my brethren.

    I hate people that think they are above all else, ohhh I scratched your petrol tank on your Iveco truck....ohhh no. Fuck sake, you cant even tell.....jesus christ, you stupid self centered peice of shit!!! If your upset I'm fitting GPS units to your truck to track you, stop being a dis-honest peice of shit and do your fucken job right. Dont blame me for you being a doppy dick.
    Um, did YOU scratch the petrol tank on an IVECO or did someone scratch the petrol tank on YOUR truck? If it is the latter, you have my sympathies. If it is the former, you don't get any sympathy! Do you know how much pride truckies have in their trucks and how much money they are worth? It's the same if someone scratches the petrol tank on your bike.

    Very confusing post - I don't know whether to bling you for being upset at having YOUR petrol tank scratched or kick your arse because you scratched someone else's tank! Please clarify!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Hi kneescraper...good call!

    What pisses me off the most: People judging me before getting to know me....

    I'm only half as crazy as they think I am! honnest...
    im twice as crazy as everyone thinks i am .. it averages out
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    im twice as crazy as everyone thinks i am .. it averages out
    Sweeeeet!! I think we'll get along just fine...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Sweeeeet!! I think we'll get along just fine...


    im clearly anti-social.. im the bastard at the party that sits in the corner with his MP3 player and Oakley's on and hogs the whiskey
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    im clearly anti-social.. im the bastard at the party that sits in the corner with his MP3 player and Oakley's on and hogs the whiskey
    You (disturbingly) sound a lot like that voice in my head...

    Are you my conscience???
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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