Never piss a guy off who owns a backhoe!

**ManDownUnder** · 11th July 2007, 22:20

Originally Posted by 007XX

Nah mate, I wasn't thinking of you...although as a prank...

I'm sure Sarge would help...

Course he would... after a couple of days pissing himself laughing...

**McJim** · 11th July 2007, 22:40

Interesting - when I read the title though I glanced and thought you meant a Black Ho' - thought it a bit racist at the time but it's all in the translation eh?

**Curious_AJ** · 11th July 2007, 22:43

haahahaa. revenge... all made sweeter by the look on the persons face when they see what has happened... and its on film...

**ManDownUnder** · 11th July 2007, 22:44

Originally Posted by McJim

Interesting - when I read the title though I glanced and thought you meant a Black Ho' - thought it a bit racist at the time but it's all in the translation eh?

Well if she's in the ute it would seem she's a squirter...

**SARGE** · 11th July 2007, 22:50

Originally Posted by 007XX

Nah mate, I wasn't thinking of you...although as a prank...

I'm sure Sarge would help...

i can get a D10 Cat from the States easy enough ..

**007XX** · 11th July 2007, 22:57

Originally Posted by SARGE

i can get a D10 Cat from the States easy enough ..

Now that's the spirit...

**SARGE** · 11th July 2007, 23:00

Originally Posted by 007XX

Now that's the spirit...

but i can mix shit up from the garden shed that would lift a house 4 metres off its foundations..

much more fun.. cheaper and no paperwork..

god i hate paperwork

**pete376403** · 11th July 2007, 23:02

Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat

Bahahaha, brilliant!

My father likes to tell this story of when he was a youngster at secondary school. There was a teacher that nobody liked very much; I think he taught maths, was a bit of a ponce, liked to give detentions for the slightest transgression, etc. I'm sure you all remember school. Anyway, he drove a Fiat 500 (Bambina), lovely car that they are (I still want one for my first car).

One day he finally `crossed the line' in the eyes of my father and his mates, so they decided to do something about it. What they did was about eight or nine of them, during lunch break, went to his car, gathered around it, lifted the car up -- then carried it into the main quadrangle. The interesting thing was, was that there were two netball/basketball hoops back-to-back, only a small distance further apart than the length of the Fiat 500. So of course they set the car down right in the middle of these two posts.

Apparently it took him nearly an hour to point-turn his car out of the quadrangle once school finished, with quite a few students looking on

Did your dad go to Heretaunga college in Upper Hutt? There was a teacher there, (Steve?) Evans, taught maths and woodwork, and had a Bambina. It got put onto the assembly hall stage. This would be back in the mid 60's

**ManDownUnder** · 11th July 2007, 23:02

Originally Posted by 007XX

Now that's the spirit...

Originally Posted by SARGE

but i can mix shit up from the garden shed that would lift a house 4 metres off its foundations..

much more fun.. cheaper and no paperwork..

god i hate paperwork

Oh dear God. The potential for destructive synergy here is giving me the runs... (can I join in??? )

**007XX** · 11th July 2007, 23:03

Originally Posted by SARGE

but i can mix shit up from the garden shed that would lift a house 4 metres off its foundations..

much more fun.. cheaper and no paperwork..

Oh man...music to my ears!!! I wonder when MDU is going to comment on this one

???

**SARGE** · 11th July 2007, 23:04

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Oh dear God. The potential for destructive synergy here is giving me the runs... (can I join in??? )

hheeheh ... you got a lotta land cross th road from your place ..wanna see a better way to cut firewood?

**Curious_AJ** · 11th July 2007, 23:04

Originally Posted by SARGE

but i can mix shit up from the garden shed that would lift a house 4 metres off its foundations..

much more fun.. cheaper and no paperwork..

god i hate paperwork

who doesnt?

for all of the above..LOL!

**007XX** · 11th July 2007, 23:06

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Oh dear God. The potential for destructive synergy here is giving me the runs... (can I join in??? )

Only if you got the right toys for this game...A monster truck would do nicely!!!

But eh, hang on, you were supposed to be on the receiving end...

**SARGE** · 11th July 2007, 23:18

Originally Posted by 007XX

But eh, hang on, you were supposed to be on the receiving end...

oh... nevermind then..i thought he was JOINING us ..

im tired .. ive been sitting in a wind tunnel warehouse for 2 days waiting to get my truck issued