Cause of Swine Flu revealed...

**Beemer** · 1st May 2009, 12:49

How did you get it to do that? I tried attaching it but it wouldn't accept that format, did you open it and then save it in a JPEG or something? (For future reference, you see!) Ta!

**jim.cox** · 1st May 2009, 13:04

Originally Posted by Beemer

How did you get it to do that? I tried attaching it but it wouldn't accept that format, did you open it and then save it in a JPEG or something? (For future reference, you see!) Ta!

Easy...
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**Fatt Max** · 1st May 2009, 13:10

Looks like penguin flu may be on the increase as well...

**Beemer** · 1st May 2009, 13:50

Sorry! It was ME!!!

**Fatt Max** · 1st May 2009, 13:53

No apologies needed mate, I didnt want to steal someone else's post.

There is a whole book worth of Pooh Swine Flu pisstakes, eh!

**mashman** · 1st May 2009, 15:56

Look, it's easy to cure Swine Flu... With bird flu you seek Tweetment, seems reasonable that Oinkment will work for swine flu

**Beemer** · 1st May 2009, 17:15

Not to mention sitting next to a crackling good fire!

**Bren** · 2nd May 2009, 12:56

Q: Did you hear the one about the reason that it was so hard to set up check points for swine flu?

A: Since pigs rarely drive through the border...

**Bren** · 2nd May 2009, 13:03

When asked if there would ever be a black president, Andrew Jackson said, "When Pigs fly." 100 Days into Obama's presidency there is the Swine Flu...

Guy walks into a 7-11, Pulls out two strips of bacon and demands all the money.

What do you call a swine flu outbreak at a Lawyers Conference?
A good start!

Oh my God, it's the Aporkalypse!

I think I've got swine fever....I've come out in rashers.