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**McDuck** · 9th May 2009, 17:25

Originally Posted by Dave Lobster

Any 12th Century shroud should be evidence enough to convince most people.

Maybe a dinosaur or two, to prove the world is only 4000 years old.

You've got me.. where do I sign?

A year is a veryiable thing, what is to say waht we know as a year now was only a day 3000 years ago?

**Dave Lobster** · 9th May 2009, 17:33

Originally Posted by McDuck

A year is a veryiable thing, what is to say waht we know as a year now was only a day 3000 years ago?

Heh heh. That's funny.

Because the earth's orbit size hasn't changed, that's what. And despite the church's objections to the earth being round, and it orbiting the sun, that's the way it is.

**McDuck** · 9th May 2009, 18:29

Originally Posted by Dave Lobster

Because the earth's orbit size hasn't changed, that's what. And despite the church's objections to the earth being round, and it orbiting the sun, that's the way it was created.

BTW The word dinosoure was not coined till a few hundred years after the first translations of the bible were done and the name has never changed but in job ch 40 vrs 15-24 it quotes

15 "Look at the behemoth, [i]
which I made along with you
and which feeds on grass like an ox.

16 What strength he has in his loins,
what power in the muscles of his belly!

17 His tail [j] sways like a cedar;
the sinews of his thighs are close-knit.

18 His bones are tubes of bronze,
his limbs like rods of iron.

19 He ranks first among the works of God,
yet his Maker can approach him with his sword.

20 The hills bring him their produce,
and all the wild animals play nearby.

21 Under the lotus plants he lies,
hidden among the reeds in the marsh.

22 The lotuses conceal him in their shadow;
the poplars by the stream surround him.

23 When the river rages, he is not alarmed;
he is secure, though the Jordan should surge against his mouth.

24 Can anyone capture him by the eyes, [k]
or trap him and pierce his nose?

**Dave Lobster** · 9th May 2009, 18:56

So... if the people that wrote the bible were familiar with dinosaurs, one has to agree that they're familar with fossils (and other evidence), seeing as human shape animals weren't around for millions of years after the dinosaurs were extinct.. why do they think (and promote the idea) that evolution is one big scam?

**Headbanger** · 9th May 2009, 19:00

Originally Posted by McDuck

BTW The word dinosoure was not coined till a few hundred years after the first translations of the bible were done and the name has never changed but in job ch 40 vrs 15-24 it quotes

Doesn't sound like a dinosaur to me, In fact like most things in that book its so vague as to be meaningless.

Sounds like a large hairy bovine to me. The key of course being you can read any fantastical nonsense into anything out of that book. If I was more imaginative it would be hairy bovine with a single horn that could cure blindness, fly, and enable those near it to communicate to god.

**Dave Lobster** · 9th May 2009, 19:01

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to headbanger again..

**McDuck** · 9th May 2009, 19:36

Right.... So before i waste my time on fools, when i produce the proof will you acnolage it? Somthing makes me think not and you will regret it when the time comes.

**Headbanger** · 9th May 2009, 19:40

HA.

Christianity would never have drawn a following if they didn't waste their time on fools.

Anyhow, You claimed proof, Show it.

**dpex** · 9th May 2009, 20:45

Originally Posted by McDuck

Right.... So before i waste my time on fools, when i produce the proof will you acnolage it? Somthing makes me think not and you will regret it when the time comes.

Yeah, McDuck. I think you said it all with "makes me think not".

The fact is you're perfectly entitled to believe whatever you wish. You step over the line between a belief and a fraud only when you presume to provend the fraud to others, as do the chaps and ladies (geez but they're tough looking bunch of females in the God-squad-on-bikes) who patch up to advertise what is nothing more than a replication of what the earliest of mankind created. Ergo, a shrine upon which the weak can libate.

It is of no concern to me that you and all of your ilk, alive today and alive right back to the times when mankind were just getting their fingers on the idea of round things becoming a wheel.....Like the bloke who started Triumph....need to pretend you have some purpose beyond just existing.

That's what successive religions have sought to do. Transplant their fetid concepts to provide you and all the other fraudsters with a reason for living.

Go read Sir Robert Peel, (available on any search engine). Click on Fraud. There you will find Eldon's Ermine Gown.

Tell us all, McDuck. Did your God call the recent crop of dead motorbikers to his side? Did he assert that all their families should be penalised? And if so, for what reason?

Aw Yeah. I know. Your God was watching said bikers exceeding the speed-limit. So what is he/it? The ultimate collection agency? Fuck! And I thought the cops were a bit heavy-handed.

Did he decree that Senior Constable Snee should, on that day, get shot?

Is this you ever-loving God?

You, like so many elderly investors in the likes of Nathan(s) Finance, Blue Chip, and latterly the ANZ, et al, have bought into just another con. A Fraud.

Personally, I believe all God-Squad patchers should be treated in exactly the same way as any other fraudulent operation, such as the Mongrel Mob, et al.

**dpex** · 9th May 2009, 20:56

Originally Posted by scumdog

Privacy Law.
And accounts in other names.

Just for starters.

Oh, and soft-cock politicians who could do something but don't mainly.

I appreciate your candor.

Any thoughts on which soft-cock politician might be worth getting a wind-up?

I'd like to ask another Q, of you. But I preface it with the assertion, you don't have to answer on account of a man has to be aware of outcomes.

But here it is.

You're alone on the road, radar at the ready. Around the corners comes half a dozen patched, bad-arses, doing well over.

Just you. On your own. Do you pull them?

**McDuck** · 9th May 2009, 20:56

Originally Posted by dpex

Tell us all, McDuck. Did your God call the recent crop of dead motorbikers to his side? Did he assert that all their families should be penalised? And if so, for what reason?

Aw Yeah. I know. Your God was watching said bikers exceeding the speed-limit. So what is he/it? The ultimate collection agency? Fuck! And I thought the cops were a bit heavy-handed.

Did he decree that Senior Constable Snee should, on that day, get shot?

Is this you ever-loving God?

You, like so many elderly investors in the likes of Nathan(s) Finance, Blue Chip, and latterly the ANZ, et al, have bought into just another con. A Fraud.

Personally, I believe all God-Squad patchers should be treated in exactly the same way as any other fraudulent operation, such as the Mongrel Mob, et al.

How am i ment to know who go by the lords side? If they were anything like you they are not. You dont go to heaven for being a 'good person' you go to heaven for knowing god. Did he 'decree' that Senior constable Snee should die? No, but he may have allowed it. Why you may ask? I dont know. Maby it was time for him to come home? Or maby his life was shortened by some guy that had been possessed by the devil that is drugs.

**Headbanger** · 9th May 2009, 21:00

Drugs are cool.

See you in Hell.

Well, Those of us that make it.

Hallowed be thy name.

**McDuck** · 9th May 2009, 21:04

What do you think the mathematical probability of Jesus fore filling over 300 prophecies within his lifetime (including his birthplace?)

Further more Do you think you are a good person? Just curious...