Constapation or the runs?

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Where was this famous sign? The BDOTGNZA will go and fix it immediately!

Is a "rod" sign something you stick up your arse to unblock the "constapation"?

Dear, dear, dear.

For the record, it's constipation and diarrhoea.

So enough pontificating - you gonna tell us which way you swing?

[Hitcher]

So enough pontificating - you gonna tell us which way you swing?

My shit neither sticks nor stinks.

[JimO]

i didnt have a shit for a week once, and believe me the poo when it did come was a monster, i know what a woman having a baby goes through

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i didnt have a shit for a week once, and believe me the poo when it did come was a monster, i know what a woman having a baby goes through

At least yours wasn't like a baby having a woman

[Laxi]

constipated, cause I really dont give a shit!!!

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constipated, cause I really dont give a shit!!!

I would have thought with your username you'd be a bit of a softie for a softie

[ManDownUnder]

constipated... I can get the shits any time I like in here

[scracha]

Depends. If I've eaten a hot curry the night before then I'd opt for constipation.

[Mom]

My shit neither sticks nor stinks.

Ah, but does it float?

[Laxi]

this thread has really turned to crap

[Mom]

It is a well known medical fact that if you don't shit, you die!

While you can die from complications of shitting too much, you are unlikely to reach that stage.

Me, I take the shits, pants down.

[allycatz]

Having worked as a caregiver I think I rather cleaned up after the runs....glove finger up their pooper to help it along before lunch not apppealing really

[JayRacer37]

Constipation with 'sofeners' when its time. After my crash I didn't go for 14 days. I could use one arm well enough to wipe at that point!

[driftn]

My shit neither sticks nor stinks.

So you get those floaty ones that just wont go down then.

[Genestho]

i didnt have a shit for a week once, and believe me the poo when it did come was a monster, i know what a woman having a baby goes through

Oh no my friend, First we have the baby, THEN we have the Monster Number 2...that is frightening!!!