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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    she was so on drugs when she got that done
    This is highly likely (no pun intended)

    She came down off whatever the fark she was on, reality hit, the old man went nuts & now she is trying to shift the blame.

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    55 pounds is a bargain lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    Ah come on, WTF? srsly?!?!?!?

    dumb bitch wasnt anaethsatised during the procedure, did she think to ask for a mirror? fucksticks! people are dumb.

    perhaps she needs a belt buckle that says "unsexy" now?
    Yeah, I very much doubt any tatooist, even that one would just go ahead and continue tattooing all over her face unless she asked for it.

    AS if she wouldn't notice.

    And who the hell FALLS asleep while having their face tattooed?? Three little stars like that would take what?? 10 minutes ... so she fell asleep straight away while several needles pierced and inked her face?? I think not!!
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    Think of all the extra money she can make as an extra on ....STAR TREK
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    "Beagle? I thought you said Eagle" over heard at a tattoo shop.

    "Oooppsss" words you neve want to hear when getting a tat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammy12 View Post
    55 pounds is a bargain lol
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    and i think she looks hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    bloody oath,
    and i think she looks hot
    She would look a shitload better if she didnt look like a bitch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    i think she looks hot
    Do you wanna borrow my glasses????

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    No surprises there

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    I knew she had to be lying - there is no way a tattooist would just carry on when someone said they wanted a small tattoo! Stupid cow, hope she has to pay for the removal herself!
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    So its a 'non' story then?
    She would fit right in here, well in a PD kinda way...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    I knew she had to be lying - there is no way a tattooist would just carry on when someone said they wanted a small tattoo! Stupid cow, hope she has to pay for the removal herself!
    Says he is going to pay half....and that actually he has had a lot of publicity and he doesnt mind that either

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