New drink!

**Stirts** · 27th May 2009, 09:30

Originally Posted by kevfromcoro

Jeezzzz

I nearlly brought up my breakfast.........

And my work here is done

**sinfull** · 29th June 2009, 21:57

I finally talked the Mrs into coming out with me for a few drinks.
While we were Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk me into having one.
After a while I gave in and let her order the drink for me. The
Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

1. A salt shaker,
2. A shot of Baileys,
3. A shot of lime juice.

I looked at the items quizzically and the Mrs finally explains.

First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue.
Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth.
And finally you drink the lime juice.'
So, being the sort of bloke i am, trying to go along and please her, i went for it.

I put the salt on my tongue........salty but OK.

I drank the shot of Baileys and held it in my mouth........smooth, Rich, cool, very pleasant. I think........this is OK.

Finally I pick up the lime juice and drank it.

1. In one second the sharp lime taste hit

2. At two seconds the Baileys curdled

3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like Consistency hit

4. At four seconds it feels as if I had a mouth full of nasty snot

This triggers a gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint the girlfriend, I swallowed the foul tasting drink.

When I'd finally choked it down, I turned to the girlfriend, and said, Jesus what do you call that drink?'

She smiled widely at me and said, 'Blow Job Revenge.'

**p.dath** · 29th June 2009, 21:59

Hahaha! Should have posted this under jokes.

**NDORFN** · 29th June 2009, 22:05

Top man for leading by example (swallowing). Hope she reciprocates. Next time she does that to you, order her a rotten fish, and tell her to lick it.

**Donor** · 29th June 2009, 22:05

Without the salt, AKA a Concrete Mixer

**Trudes** · 29th June 2009, 22:08

That's bloody fantasic.... Add a raw oyster and it'd be totally spot on!

**sinfull** · 29th June 2009, 22:11

Originally Posted by NDORFN

Top man for leading by example (swallowing). Hope she reciprocates. Next time she does that to you, order her a rotten fish, and tell her to lick it.

Originally Posted by Trudes

That's bloody fantasic.... Add a raw oyster and it'd be totally spot on!

Hahaha depends on what ya been eating i guess !
Oooooo ya just ruined the feed of rock oysters i'd been yearning !!

**Maha** · 29th June 2009, 22:14

Originally Posted by Trudes

That's bloody fantasic.... Add a raw oyster and it'd be totally spot on!

Reminds me of a wedding we attended a few years ago, some wanky wineyard in Russell, anyway, this waitress was walking around with a tray of crap and offered me something off it. There were those small spring roll things and other deep fried stuff on the tray plus, shooter glasses with red stuff and something else in them, I thought it was dipping sauce for the spring rolls, so I dipped...turns out, the they were oyster shooters, fuck im all class!!!!

**R6_kid:Me** · 29th June 2009, 22:20

Originally Posted by Trudes

That's bloody fantasic.... Add a raw oyster and it'd be totally spot on!

And yet you still love it.

**Trudes** · 29th June 2009, 22:22

Originally Posted by R6_kid

And yet you still love it.

I couldn't possibly comment......

**R6_kid:Me** · 29th June 2009, 22:23

Originally Posted by Trudes

I couldn't possibly comment......

Is it better on your face or in your mouth?

**Trudes** · 29th June 2009, 22:25

Originally Posted by R6_kid

Is it better on your face or in your mouth?

Anywhere is better than in the eye.

**YellowDog** · 29th June 2009, 22:25

My Mrs thought this was great.

I just can't work out how she would know................

**kunoichi** · 29th June 2009, 22:28

Originally Posted by Maha

Reminds me of a wedding we attended a few years ago, some wanky wineyard in Russell, anyway, this waitress was walking around with a tray of crap and offered me something off it. There were those small spring roll things and other deep fried stuff on the tray plus, shooter glasses with red stuff and something else in them, I thought it was dipping sauce for the spring rolls, so I dipped...turns out, the they were oyster shooters, fuck im all class!!!!

nice bro!

As for concrete mixers, ladies i found it to be a really good cure for when the oh-so-often-melodramaz hit! great distraction.