Vaginal surgery

**ManDownUnder** · 9th July 2009, 13:58

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Absolutley. In fact a point scoring system could be developed for the KB women and their labia's.......
Below 5 and its off to the chop shop, 5 and above and your good to go, 10's get to spend the night with KB's sexiest [me of course].
It's a tough job lad's but I'm willing to take one for the team.

Take one in the face ya reckon...? Do I dare go for the "convenient height" joke??

**Mr Merde** · 9th July 2009, 14:00

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

..Do I dare go for the "convenient height" joke??

You arent telling us the SixPackBack is only knee high to a ............?

**SixPackBack** · 9th July 2009, 14:05

Originally Posted by Mr Merde

You arent telling us the SixPackBack is only knee high to a ............?

.............Short?..............well proportioned, like a drovers dog, all cock and ribs!

**Forest** · 9th July 2009, 14:14

Originally Posted by ynot slow

Theres no ugly fannies----

But heaps of ugly cunts,not Shafty can't bling ya touche'.

http://www.lolclits.com/

This site is, of course, NSFW.

**klingon** · 9th July 2009, 15:00

Wow! I'm really glad I didn't see that programme. Would likely have given me nightmares!

I must have led a sheltered life because I didn't even know some women weren't satisfied with their bits. So far I've been perfectly happy with mine. It does all the jobs I want it to do - both the 'fun' and the 'functional' - so I'm not about to change it.

Did the doco mention undesirable outcomes of surgery? I would imagine that the resulting scar tissue would both reduce sensation and change the 'texture'... a huge risk to take for a purely visual improvement.

At least these women were undergoing surgery willingly. I have met women who have suffered from female genital mutilation (mistakenly called 'female circumcision' although it bears little resemblance to male circumcision). Makes me very glad to have been born in a country where that doesn't happen.

**Gareth51** · 9th July 2009, 19:11

It doesn't mater how good it looks , more important is how it works

**NDORFN** · 9th July 2009, 21:14

Originally Posted by rosie631

In the course of my job I spend most days looking at mens or womens bits. No, I'm not a gynaecologist OR a prostitute. But anyway, seems to me there is a big variation in mens but most womens look pretty much the same.

As an avid porn viewer, I suggest you are mistaken.

**rosie631** · 9th July 2009, 21:16

Originally Posted by NDORFN

As an avid porn viewer, I suggest you are mistaken.

Must be looking from a different perspective i guess.

**oldrider** · 9th July 2009, 23:11

Originally Posted by rosie631

Must be looking from a different perspective i guess.

Try looking at from my perspective!

It is far better to give than receive, so much to give, so little time!

**kunoichi** · 9th July 2009, 23:35

ladies, i believe the sexiest thing a woman can have is confidence! And personally i reckon everything is ugly down there (both male and female forms), so the most important thing is how it FEELS!! if u can make a guy rock hard just by having him look at u, who cares!! And i can't believe woman jsut sit there, look and discuss!! It's nt that big a deal! give it a wash and have some fun! I havnt' seen anything that i wouldn't go lick off, in either sex. The hottest thing is wen a girl knows she looks fantastic at ANY angle, from ANY point of view, it makes her focus more on the pleasure, which makes the entire thing hotter! And girls, if a guy likes his a certain way, he's entitled to his opinion (as much as u like/dislike his snailtrail, hairy butt, hairy chest, length or width of the cock). Just let it run off u like water on a ducks back.

**gammaguy** · 10th July 2009, 00:05

Originally Posted by Trudes

I thought you said you were squirting in your seat!!

Anyway, I can't see the need, I'm pretty sure mine's fine and there's only two people apart from myself that see it on a regular basis, and I don't think either of them really give a shit what it looks like either. Now if I was a porn star or a Penthouse model and my flaps were looking a little worse for wear then maybe and I could claim it as a business expense or something.... but they'd have to be pretty 'fucked' for that even I reckon.

adds a new dimension to the saying"paying lip service"......