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  1. 17th July 2009, 18:20 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post


    Fuck, I was hoping to get ten innuendo's in that statement.
    You have to be careful with those...they can make you walk funny
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Now where the hell did I put that recipe? The one for stone soup.
    Start with ten pounds of stones ....
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    Yes Chef...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Has anyone got a left-handed screwdriver I could borrow.
    Yeah me, I used it to lift the lid off my can of striped paint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    You have to be careful with those...they can make you walk funny
    Only if you're not used to 'em... or they're pointy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Yeah me, I used it to lift the lid off my can of striped paint.
    Aha. Whooooose can of striped paint?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Me finks SoftRider wants her roof painted...
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    Now there's a euphemism...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Aha. Whooooose can of striped paint?
    Well, I ended up kicking it over, in fact, all over Moms bush.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Now there's a euphemism...
    What's this about young people?
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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    Hence the new avatar
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Hence the new avatar
    That's rainbow not stripes, duh!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Hence the new avatar
    Death_Inc made me do it.....

    He has a phobia about Honda logo's.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Hmmm,

    Hold the shaft while touching the head and the butt, gently hold it by making sure its head is down and the butt facing upward....

    Better?...
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