Funny how the smoke poured out, as it had done during the ride, as the sound of a two stroke motor revved ten feet in front of me.......
I agree with cheesemethod here, "you might get on with everybody a bit better if you were a little more humble when you come on the ride - learn and listen, rather than try to be the centre of attention. People put the time and effort into organising these things so we can all learn and have a good time, so please show some respect by actually learning from these folks, so you don't just end up another teenage skin crayon."
The reason your poor little 2-stroke was doing that so bad that eve, is because you ride it too low in the revs a lot of the time.
You need to ride it in the powerband regularly, or you'll just foul up the whole system, and coke up your exhaust.
All i could smell when i pulled into the carpark was that, i thought someones clutch had shat itself or someone had ridden over with their brakes on or something. That aint a 2-stroke smoke smell, that's a burning death smell.
Red embers (i.e. chunks of burning coke) coming out of the exhaust is not a normal thing for a 2-stroke from my experience (and yes, i do ride a 2-stroke as well as the hornet)
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
yes i agree that its not normal for a two stroke and the thing is that the exhaust was really packed with carbon as it has NEVER been cleared out in its life (44,000 km,s on the spedo) so it was because of that that this happened
Now I've been doing a lot of research into bike racing at the moment as it is something I'm interested in trying myself. I was under the impression that to be allowed to race in an official MNZ street race you had to have competed on the track for at least 2 years. You also need full leathers, race helmet and a bike set up for racing, among other things. I could be wrong tho.
The thing about the jeans dude - somebody was trying to suggest to you that kevlar jeans that are suitable for commuting to work might not be the best protection while out riding on back roads at night when compared with cordura pants say. You insisted "they're kevlar, they're kevlar" like nobody at the NASS had ever heard of kevlar biking jeans before. This is the stuff I'm talking about man - people don't suggest these things to try show you up, they're suggesting that you save doing yourself an injury.
As for the revving thing... whatever man. Deny it all you like, I must have been halucinating, as were the 10 people around me passing various comments that went along the lines of "why is he trying to blow up his bike?" Again, I'm not being an arse and trying to tell you how to run your life, just warning you that you could damage your bike by doing that. See when you rev it up before any lubricants can circulate across the bearing surfaces, you wear out the bearings much faster. This can wear out your engine a lot faster, or worse still risk seazing the motor or throwing the big end out the side of the crank case. Either way it'll cost you a lot of money to fix. If there's a problem with your exhaust fouling up perhaps you could ask around, you might find there's a few people with a bit of 2 stroke experience who could help you out with that.
I suppose we could all have a nice cup of tea.
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
Haha.
One of them girls moved up from Arkansaw for the prized Hooters job in Arlington.
There were also a well knocked up Hooters girl, who didn't want to get in any photos... they were all lovely, but didn't have much brains between em.
Toto: I think they were all real
Sly Guy: Know what you're thinking... Burrrrururururrurururrurubb
about 40 odd added
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/album.php?albumid=748
Cheers for that mate... some highly amusing shit in there....
However...
I put an email together today, with a selection of about 20 of those.. to email to the guys at work...
A slight error on my part has meant that, as well as going to a list of folks within my company... I've inadvertently e-mailed a director at a customer with the same thing...
Ooopsie !
And I've been working in IT for how long !![]()
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