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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    not bad, just need to get that triumph
    I thought you were trying to get shares in a street triple?
    Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......

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    Quote Originally Posted by cave weta View Post
    I thought you were trying to get shares in a street triple?
    a bit queer for me!

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    You will have 50 grandchildren


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    You will have 50 grandchildren
    not if i stay queer!

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    You will end just like how you where conceived . Your Mother will sit down in the shower & DROWN you !!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    well, a interesting question for you all?
    how will it end for me?
    Get smacked by your momma when the government listens to the referendum.
    Then you'll end up crying for 2 days and sell your bike to buy a Honda Civic. Lowered and with big exhaust.
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    really? who cares......
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    How will it end?

    One day, Carver will lose his virginity. With a woman. The shock will be too great to bear, and he'll move to the Coromandel and take up with Tandori Nacho, smoking weed and talking shit.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    He'll give up motorbikes in favour of lawn bowls...which he will become very good at and go on to represent New Zild at the Olympic Games...
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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    I have visions or your arse meeting your face at a considerable rate of knots.

    Unfortunately "Only The Good Die Young" Carver

    So you'll be with us for a long while yet

    You'll probally end up dumped in some shit house old peoples home by those who love you most. After they have cleaned out your bank accounts and nicked off with all your assest that is.

    You'll be constantly dribbling on ya shirt and having ya arse wiped by some minimum wage caregiver who can't speak any engilsh that you can recognise, all the while trying to remember what you had for lunch.

    Ah the Golden Years,
    kinda makes it all worth while huh.
    all this happens just after you buy a C50T
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    I suspect that you will meet a nice girl, get married, have several kids, a mortgage, sell the bikes cos the missus doesn't approve and you feel that as a father you have responsibilities. Buy a nice Toyota, and eventually die of general old age.

    Quite seriously.

    I have often observed that the ones who are wildest when young become the most staid later on. And, the reverse.
    I can sooooooooo totally agree, more to the latter anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    I suspect that you will meet a nice girl, get married, have several kids, a mortgage, sell the bikes cos the missus doesn't approve and you feel that as a father you have responsibilities. Buy a nice Toyota, and eventually die of general old age.

    Quite seriously.

    I have often observed that the ones who are wildest when young become the most staid later on. And, the reverse.
    Wot he said!
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