Who are ya? who am I?

**Number One** · 14th August 2009, 23:46

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Thats a shame, Oh well how about a pint and some bike stories then!

Add some wedges and you are orn!

**martybabe** · 15th August 2009, 08:14

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a wet burlap sack and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

Well thank you mate, I feel like I know a little more about the man behind the Avatar now and that is what I asked for after all, I wonder, would a photo be a possibility, just in case our paths cross in the future, I'd really like to see you coming.....so I can get a head start in the sprint :

Man youse got some deep dark humour going on, fucking funny but somehow I feel a little dirty now

Originally Posted by Number One

Add some wedges and you are orn!

Don't do it Babe, the man wears meat helmets for cripes sakes

**StoneY** · 15th August 2009, 08:21

Originally Posted by ready4whatever

wonder how many kbers see eachother during the day without knowing. when i see a bike go past i wonder if he/she is one

Thats happening to me since I started playing TAG Orama - (is that guys going for the TAG- is he a KB'er- WAS THAT BMWST's ride passing ME! ARRGH

Met up with Krazygixerman on a tag run- and he was NOTHING like I thought he would be- but I was not disappointed we had a ball and tore the road up

**martybabe** · 15th August 2009, 08:48

Originally Posted by StoneY

Thats happening to me since I started playing TAG Orama - (is that guys going for the TAG- is he a KB'er- WAS THAT BMWST's ride passing ME! ARRGH

Met up with Krazygixerman on a tag run- and he was NOTHING like I thought he would be- but I was not disappointed we had a ball and tore the road up

You Know, I've passed a few KBers that I've recognised by their bike, done a quick u-ee and given chase to say Hi. Now I think of it They were going awfully fast after they saw me trying to flag them down. I have a sneaking suspicion they had recognised me too and were heading for the hills in an escape bid. Unfriendly Bastids, the nurse says I'm much better now, fit for general society as long as I stay on the meds...Be my fwends and stop running away will ya!

**Number One** · 15th August 2009, 11:38

Originally Posted by martybabe

would a photo be a possibility, just in case our paths cross in the future, I'd really like to see you coming....

I don't do photos for all in sundry but then you know what me and my clan look like and we know what you look like so if our paths cross we shall all know about it

What Trudes said - when you and the bride make it down our way sing out

**martybabe** · 15th August 2009, 11:53

Originally Posted by Number One

I don't do photos for all in sundry but then you know what me and my clan look like and we know what you look like so if our paths cross we shall all know about it

What Trudes said - when you and the bride make it down our way sing out

I was only asking for a photo from Insanity rules, sos I know who to run away from, I think the dudes madder than me

Of course I know what you and your clan look like, 'tis one of the nicest little family group photos I've ever seen, I really hope your all as happy as you look in that photo.

Thanks for the invite but as I said before,when we finally do meet, prepare for disappointment and you wont be disappointed

It's been great, thanks all, catch you out there somewhere.

**Big Dave** · 15th August 2009, 12:13

Good - now close the door on your way out. We want to talk about you.

**martybabe** · 15th August 2009, 12:25

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Good - now close the door on your way out. We want to talk about you.

At last a decent topic of conversation

Ok I'm going and the door is shutting .....but I'm still listening though

**007XX** · 15th August 2009, 12:27

*Bloody mad englishman...gotta love'em!*

Ok, Who am I? Pffff...A dedicated mother, a loving wife and a friend, hopefully I do a fairly good job of it all.

I'm passionate about my family and would give a lot to cheer up an unhappy friend.

A nutter to some, a good mate to others.

I love sex and have never been shy of talking about it, cos to me it is not a dirty subject unless you make it so. This has landed me in trouble many times over the years, but I care less and less about what people think of me and it helps.

But I also love talking literature, debating religion and change the world around a good campfire with a drink.

I don't know if I am a surprise to those who meet me, I just know I have never been disappointed by any of the people I have met through KB.

**Maha** · 15th August 2009, 12:41

Originally Posted by 007XX

*Bloody mad englishman...gotta love'em!*

Ok, Who am I? Pffff...A dedicated mother, a loving wife and a friend, hopefully I do a fairly good job of it all.

I'm passionate about my family and would give a lot to cheer up an unhappy friend.

A nutter to some, a good mate to others.

I love sex and have never been shy of talking about it, cos to me it is not a dirty subject unless you make it so. This has landed me in trouble many times over the years, but I care less and less about what people think of me and it helps.

But I also love talking literature, debating religion and change the world around a good campfire with a drink.

I don't know if I am a surprise to those who meet me, I just know I have never been disappointed by any of the people I have met through KB.

The first time I met you? at PinkHoggies party, you had a black wig on, but for a few moments I thought it was you real hair and I wanted it, which, if my memory serves me well, I did end up with it for a while, even had it on back to front, like cousin it...sunglasses and all....we all changed the world that night, but by the morning, it was back how it was the day before..

**martybabe** · 15th August 2009, 14:47

Originally Posted by 007XX

*Bloody mad englishman...gotta love'em!*

Ok, Who am I? Pffff...A dedicated mother, a loving wife and a friend, hopefully I do a fairly good job of it all.

I'm passionate about my family and would give a lot to cheer up an unhappy friend.

A nutter to some, a good mate to others.

I love sex and have never been shy of talking about it, cos to me it is not a dirty subject unless you make it so. This has landed me in trouble many times over the years, but I care less and less about what people think of me and it helps.

But I also love talking literature, debating religion and change the world around a good campfire with a drink.

I don't know if I am a surprise to those who meet me, I just know I have never been disappointed by any of the people I have met through KB.

Thank you for your contribution sweetness, You've always struck me as an open, honest, kind and forthright person, no surprises in any of your revelations there Although I suspect you have a few tales to tell

Not sure I've ever seen a picture of you but that's cool, you've got a beautiful soul, frankly I don't care if you look like a mop bucket.

I'm not at all surprised to read a frank account of your doings on here but I seem to have failed in my mission to drag out 'the others' You know, the ones that lurk in the shadows, the two little red eyes under a stone that watch your every move and occasionally leap out and shout about the world as they see it then slink back under the cover of darkness to the safety of their stone or avatar

Acshully that's utter crap, I was just trying to find out a bit more about the characters that I chat and debate nonsense with on here, people with a great sense of humour or like minded and Knowledgeable people who's cyber company I enjoy so much but no matter how much I enjoy their momentary company, the vast majority are just little avatars in this rolling soap drama. I often wonder who they really are, so one more time for the road....

**Swoop** · 15th August 2009, 14:50

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Started on Jenny Craig and the rowing machine again.

Oh dear. I hope I didn't start something!

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a wet burlap sack and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

Shouldn't you have Quasi's avatar?