yes
no
dosent matter
other people
Stink, wbks red repped my arse....must be a bum-a-phobe![]()
"Speak in short, homely words of common usage"
Cool you can tick them all....
Edit: Fuckit, next time you post shit like that, warn the rest of us who don't like to see pictures of dudes asses
Being a homo is hereditary...
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
I felt compelled to tick 'No'
Mainly due to the fact that even considering inserting anything up near my piles brought tears to my eyes.
Nothing the bum-doctor and a wad of cash can't fix.Apparently he puts a little rubber band around them and they fall off - like docking a sheep tail.
What worries me about it is this: imagine me naked, lying face down on the table with my arse in the air (side note, if you are indeed a homo you'll have a stiffy by now) he's doing his thing back there popping on the bands and notices a huge pile hanging back there - pops a couple of bands on this mother.
I wake up to find that the big one was not a pile but my penis and half of it is about to fall off (bugger - down to 7 inches then).
I will ask him about this next time I see him.
imdying gave me some red too....thats two bum-a-phobes then (this is where we bring out the "doth protest too much" clause)![]()
"Speak in short, homely words of common usage"
I'm told (by seemingly heterosexual folk) that it's only gay if your receiving. Why don't you try a few homo websites and see what they're up to; if it appeals I suppose you must be.
Personally I like bonking my missus....amongst doing other things to her that she always moans about. Funny how she can be moaning one minute and grateful the next.
Women, go figure.![]()
Got the answer for ya.
can you get yourself down here..
i have got a couple of dozen mussles. they have been sitting in the sun for a few weeks.. but get them down ya.
also a keg of homebrew.. its a bit young..and cloudy.. but drink as much as you can. lots of it..
it may not help you with your problem of being gay.
But i think it may give you a good idea of what your backside is designed for..
And that is the honest truth your honour..
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