Pregnancy and diet

**allycatz** · 26th August 2009, 13:05

One of my girls has a real thing for cheese and pickle and I ate cheese and pickle sandwiches through the pregnancy

**Boob Johnson** · 26th August 2009, 13:19

Originally Posted by Stirts

and we even swallow for them!

You swallow?

You couldn't have a talk to my misses for me could you?

Originally Posted by Stirts

sex stops once they get pregnant

Ok THAT is not true

**Stirts** · 26th August 2009, 13:32

Originally Posted by allycatz

One of my girls has a real thing for cheese and pickle and I ate cheese and pickle sandwiches through the pregnancy

Yeah my mum gave me my hankering for Green Onion chips....I don't think they make that flavour anymore though

Originally Posted by Boob Johnson

You swallow?

everyone swallows!!! One little word that can mean so much

Originally Posted by Boob Johnson

You couldn't have a talk to my misses for me could you?

Just give her an "Angry Pirate" and see what happens after that.

**Boob Johnson** · 26th August 2009, 13:54

Originally Posted by Stirts

Just give her an "Angry Pirate" and see what happens after that.

*searching files for "angry pirate".....no prior knowledge on this subject*

**Stirts** · 26th August 2009, 13:58

Originally Posted by Boob Johnson

*searching files for "angry pirate".....no prior knowledge on this subject*

The Angry Pirate
A male is recieving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the leg, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg. Thus The Angry Pirate is born.

**Boob Johnson** · 26th August 2009, 14:07

Originally Posted by Stirts

The Angry Pirate
A male is recieving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the leg, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg. Thus The Angry Pirate is born.

I like the part "WHEN he pulls out & ejaculates in her eye" like it's a given

**mashman** · 26th August 2009, 15:05

Originally Posted by Boob Johnson

I like the part "WHEN he pulls out & ejaculates in her eye" like it's a given

Easier when you hold the ears

**Boob Johnson** · 26th August 2009, 15:11

Originally Posted by mashman

Easier when you hold the ears

Blow up dolls don't have ears Mashman

**mashman** · 26th August 2009, 15:35

Originally Posted by Boob Johnson

Blow up dolls don't have ears Mashman

They do if they're inflatable sheep

... apparantly

**XxKiTtiExX** · 26th August 2009, 17:53

And apparently you shouldn't reach for anything thats up high because you'll choke the baby with its own umbilical cord. Oh and I was also informed that you shouldn't sit in a bath full of water while your pregnant because you'll drown the baby.

Where does it end?

**sunhuntin** · 26th August 2009, 18:22

LOL kittie. bloody hell, what were they thinking??

soon itll be too risky for women to have babies and they will be created in a lab. then, once its 'due', the happy couple can go and window shop their favourite baby.

**Gareth51** · 26th August 2009, 21:09

Originally Posted by sunhuntin

soon itll be too risky for women to have babies and they will be created in a lab. then, once its 'due', the happy couple can go and window shop their favourite baby.

Then there will be shopping on-line and delivered by courier

**gijoe1313** · 26th August 2009, 21:10

So PB, this explains the odd and loquacious tendencies Ripperoo exhibits. I do believe that your previous lifestyle has resulted in a wealth of psychological traits to be studied in earnest, from a leather backed chair next to a reclined couch.

So ... PB, what was your relationship like with your fadder? (Goldmember accent)