Hamilton is boring

[Headbanger]

You would have to be a freakin tool to leave the Gold Coast to take up residence in Hamilton.

[rainman]

He must prefer the excitment of his beloved homeland where he has to sleep at night behing a 12 foot electrified barbed wire fence with two shot guns incase someone tries to kill him or rape his wife and daughter while he sleeps.... Ohhh now that sounds like never a dull moment....

I'd take Hamilton.

Good point. Boring is not necessarily bad.

[NDORFN]

He could take them to the Hamilton Gardens followed by a lovely stroll along the river. Don't get much more exciting than that.

[carver]

is a good place, its what you make of it

[Motu]

We had a Sth African at work last year,he was living in Hamilton and said it was boring....he lasted 2 weeks at work,then just disapeared with no explanation.Hamilton supplies most of what I need as my nearest city - but Auckland has far more interesting stuff to do,for free than Hamilton,or nearly every other NZ city for that matter.

[slofox]

Hamilton is not boring - if you own a motorbike....

[Bonez]

Where is this mythical place? I have vague memories of passing though a village of a similar description in the 70s/80s and early 90s. Full of trolls, monsters and elves.

[spacemonkey]

Hamilton is not boring - if you own a motorbike....

Indeed.....It's the quickest way to get outta there,



On it's plus side though it's bloody close to Raglan
And the band "The deadly deaths" is from Hamilton.

[carver]

Where is this mythical place? I have vague memories of passing though a village of a similar desciption in the 70s/80s and early 90s. Full of trolls, monsters and elves.

the troll lives here

[Headbanger]

Hamilton is merely a series of arsehole intersections that impede your escape from auckland......

[R6_kid:Me]

I heard Lisa Lewis was pretty keen to show the boys a good time.

[carver]

I heard Lisa Lewis was pretty keen to show the boys a good time.

she tried to proposition me once...
barking up the wrong tree...
i aint got no money!

[tri boy]

Hamilton is merely a series of arsehole intersections that impede your escape from auckland......

So how did you escape the trap then.
Oh, thats right, Wanga/Whanga/Lawsanui is of an even lower standard.
I guess shit does actually sink.

[spacemonkey]

I guess shit does actually sink.

And with all the Crafar farms around there the Waikato boys ought to know about that I guess.

[Headbanger]

So how did you escape the trap then.
Oh, thats right, Wanga/Whanga/Lawsanui is of an even lower standard.
I guess shit does actually sink.

Actually no, auckland is rock bottom, everything else is measured in a scale upwards.

There is no doubt Wanganui is a bit of a shithole, Which still ranks it as infinitely better then the land of Jafa.