Bikes aren't welcome in Sparta?

[Thaeos]

Well what you would feel like doing is smacking him up or some such natural response. But a more realistic/smart thing would be just to call the cops..

[naphazoline]

......... would everyone who is saying something along the lines of punching/hurting/injuring the guy actually do that or is that just what you'd all like to do?

.........what do you do?......

Not everyone grew up in a PC world.

[spacemonkey]

wilful damage is an offence.

True, but however the chances of the police actually doing anything past filling out a form I'd put at about 1%.

[mossy1200]

True, but however the chances of the police actually doing anything past filling out a form I'd put at about 1%.

yes but a report is something that you can take to insurance who will lodge claim onto rental company perhaps.repair bill may come off tourists visa.Hurt in the pocket.

[pzkpfw]

Korma is a bitch, have no doubt about that.

Ah, the very-hot curry revenge technique.

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Geez this thread is like pulling teeth.

The OP was practicing in a public car park?
Dad's car was nearby - where was Dad?
The caravan (campervan?) guy had been sleeping there? Or what?
What's the rego?

[Forest]

How on earth does a caravan outrun a motorbike?

[gatch]

Mother fucker kicks over your previously un-dropped bike, and then WALKS away on functioning legs ?

I must have missed the bit where you laid the big hurt on the cunt ?

[NewRob]

Pick the bike up and wheelie the bike on him, show him the bikers way to kick his ass.

[Laava]

So you're insured, yes? And you called the cops. Reading between the lines a bit, obviously you sized up the situation and decided that getting aggro back was not the wisest thing to do. You did the right thing. Get your bike fixed up and your insurance company chases the dude up while you are off riding!

[Dean]

No guys violence is not the answer, beating the man up is not going to fix the bike. You should of talked to him and asked why he kicked the bike over, you can resolve the situation by communication. If you were to be violent and brutally injure the man how does that make you any better of a man?

[MSTRS:Me]

The BDOTGNZA are gasping just now...

[wbks]

Wait, before all the Bullshit starts. Did this actually happen???

Because if it didnt, then Grand Theft Auto IV taught me you shouldnt mess with Eastern Europeans....theyll kick your ass

buncha pooftas too busy rapin shit and ethnic clensin and shit to be badass

Smack the fucker one = full credit.

Cry about it on KB = epic fail.

epic truth

The guy objected to my riding around in an empty(ish) carpark. Just doing low speed stuff getting used to the bike. Only about 5 mins or so.

so i stop, park beside my dads car. take helmet off, see guy walking towards me, semi smiling.. looks like he wants to have a chat..
"that you making that noise"
me "Yeah, sorry"
*sparta kicks bike over, and fucks off back to his caravan*
Me wtf? kinda froze up for a couple seconds...

Dont think i'll trust anyone walking towards my bikes ever again

Oh my fucking god... Kick the shit out of the dirty red ruskie bastard! Who the fuck does he think he is comin over to a first world country and fuckin shit up... Seriously though that deserves nothing less than full on burning his van out. But now you just left it and went home to teh interwebz? Weak, man!

[wbks]

No guys violence is not the answer, beating the man up is not going to fix the bike. You should of talked to him and asked why he kicked the bike over, you can resolve the situation by communication. If you were to be violent and brutally injure the man how does that make you any better of a man?

Hangon wtf... You were the guy who was recently offering every man and his dog "a PM" when they got cutoff or waved at in the wrong way!

[Reido]

But now you just left it and went home to teh interwebz? Weak, man!

Cops will hopefully do their jobs.
But there is a contingency plan.

no i couldnt do anything. I didnt even see him walk off, was staring in disbelief at my bike on the ground + then trying to pick it up, to do anything else.

I find It takes me awhile to react to situations like that. Generally my re action time is quite quick (whist riding, and drop a ruler and grab it (anyone do this at school?) etc)
just a mental freeze up

[wbks]

Cops will hopefully do their jobs.
But there is a contingency plan.

no i couldnt do anything. I didnt even see him walk off, was staring in disbelief at my bike on the ground + then trying to pick it up, to do anything else.

I find It takes me awhile to react to situations like that. Generally my re action time is quite quick (whist riding, and drop a ruler and grab it (anyone do this at school?) etc)
just a mental freeze up

No idea what you're talking about with the ruler, but that kinda freezing shit can leave you feeling emasculated, dawg... Don't do it! So he drove off or just sat in the van?