I hate my friends

[Gubb]

Ok ok, so it's kinda Gear related.

Last week I shot over to a Mates house for a small gathering. After dismounting someone asked me about gear, and my suprising lack of it. I explained that I had the gloves, helmet, jacket, pants and boots. They looked at me quizzically and asked about the pants. I started explaining to them what Draggin Jeans are. "You see they are like normal pants, but on the inside there is a kevlar lining that makes them moderately safer than normal pants".

With that my mate turned around and says, "Kevlar lining huh? So this wouldn't hurt then?" Before it even registered what was happening, my mate had put his size 9 into my ugly bits. I promptly collapsed on the ground feeling somewhat queazy.

Not sure how i'm gonna pay him back yet.

[yungatart]

Nice mates, you have.
I'd be looking for some new ones.....

[firefighter]

I'd have thought a fist in the nose would have been appropriate rebuttle........

"see? I have kevlar in the gloves too!"

[vindy500]

even with proper bike pants that would hurt

[Gubb]

Nice mates, you have.
I'd be looking for some new ones.....

Maybe it's a guy thing. Do girls not sometimes hit each other in the boobs as a sign of affection?

I'd have thought a fist in the nose would have been appropriate rebuttle........

"see? I have kevlar in the gloves too!"

Not bad. How long you been having sex with Chuck Norris?

even with proper bike pants that would hurt

I suspect he was playing the ignorance card that all Kevlar=Bulletproof vests and was looking for an easy way to get in a sack tap.

[YellowDog]

I read the title and thought, well they probably don't think much of you!

BUT on reflection, you need some new friends.

Keep the swelling BUT please just get rid of the pain!

[firefighter]

Not bad. How long you been having sex with Chuck Norris?

Nobody has sex WITH Chuck Norris.........

You made it sound like a boot in the nuts rather than a sack-tap......

There's a difference.

[avgas]

Charge up a big old power transformer (out of a TV etc). Charge up 1 end.
Get your mate to come around to give you hand one day in the shed and ask him to give you a hand to move stuff around, make sure the transformer is disconnected and ask him if he could more it for ya.
When he touches said disconnected wire he finds out about power storage.

[Gubb]

You made it sound like a boot in the nuts rather than a sack-tap......

There's a difference.

It was somewhere in between. More than a love-tap but not a full on stomping. The grey area of crotch-pounding.

[R6_kid:Me]

Run a wire between the +ve wires on the brake light and horn on his car. Every time he touches the brakes his horn will go off.

Revenge achieved.

[Zuki lover]

ouch!

Payback is gonna be sweeeet..............

[kunoichi]

lol, and here i was thinking that guys had the 'no blows below the belt' rule. Proves me wrong! lemme know about the revenge story!

[MadDuck]

They looked at me quizzically and asked about the pants. I started explaining to them what Draggin Jeans are. "You see they are like normal pants, but on the inside there is a kevlar lining that makes them moderately safer than normal pants".

When your "mates" notice what pants you are wearing I would kind of suggest....ummmm...running!

[crazyhorse]

We'll all look out for "I hate my friends - Part 2"

[McWild]

Maybe it's a guy thing. Do girls not sometimes hit each other in the boobs as a sign of affection?

They do but they use their tongues, and occasionally if feeling frisky, their teeth.

Or at least that's what the internet told me.