On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!
'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '
Carver and Sidewinder won't even make it to a Welly protest.
They will befriend an ostracised ex Akld poof, living in Otaki, who challenges them both to "an hour on the tower of power", and will need hospitalisation for 10days, under regular inspection, while their anuses retract to their usual distended size of 2 1/2 inches OD.
After release from Otaki hospital they will both rent a house there, and become the "Masters Apprentice's" MHO
you really dont want to look me in the eye Craver .. really ..i waited for you in one spot at the Paeroa races .. i know you saw me there at the Esses ( hard to miss) but still i never got the pleasure of meeting you..
time will tell mi amigo .. that twig snapping behind you .. thats me .. that Cigar smell on the wind .. me again..
fuck up once on the ride and if not me .. someone ..
3 bottles of scotch for Craver
word to ya mother .. fucker
Hey I know you were in the army and you probably are 8ft tall and bulletproof and all this but you sure do seem to do a lot of internet tough guy-ing.
Like it's all good at first but there's a limit to how many times you get taken seriously when you're writing yourself up like a character in a war novel.
i was never in the army .. Keep up..
so dont take me seriously .. i personally dont give a shit .. matter of fact .. im happy to reside on your ignore list
it realy pains me to have to repost this ... but ...
In response to recent threads, I have developed this short guide to allow you to gauge what your opinion of me personally matters to me.. This is not a scientific test and all scores are relative. This is to be used as a guide only.
Let’s begin, shall we?
1) you are a member of my immediate family (parents, wife, kids) – 1000 points
2) you are a member of my extended family (uncles, aunts, cousins, in-laws, etc) – 500 points
3) People I consider “friends”( you know who you are ) – 500 points
4) we served together in the US Marine Corps – 500 points (add 250 points if we served in Beirut, Grenada, or any other hi risk situation together.. add 200 if we ever got kicked out a bar, tattoo parlour, buffet or church)
5) you have ever helped me with my bike ( loan tools, workshop space, advice, parts, etc) – 250 points
6) you have bought a motorcycle or tools from me or have recommended someone who has– 250 points ( add 100 points if the bike was worth over $20,000, 200 if over $30,000)
7) you have ever bailed me out of jail or taken me to the hospital – 150 points
8) Yank – 100 points ( +10 if you are from the Midwest, +20 from Ohio, +30 if from my hometown , +5 if we were at Uni together)
9) riding buddies – 50 points per ride out to a maximum of 400 (+10 per if you have shown me a great road, pub, lookout or point of interest)
10) you ride an FJ1200 or a ThunderAce – 50 points
now add up your score..
1000+ points – I would do anything for you without question
500 – 1000 – place to crash, bail money, ride home from the bar, we are brothers
250 – 499 - I’d help you move on my day off and not break your shit in the process
150 – 249 – isn’t it a bit late to be calling?
100 – 149 - “ I’m sorry..i was watching tv and missed what you were saying..
1 – 100 – I see your mouth moving, but all I hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH
0 – who is this person and how did he get passed security?
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