How do you punish your kids?

**rainman** · 4th November 2009, 19:50

Originally Posted by Sidewinder

what ways do you punish your little ones? wooden spoon still the go or just the nawdy corner

Eyeball, hairy x 1
Works most times.

Originally Posted by zahria

you got to hit them where it hurts... not literally... but denial of the things taht they hold dear.
PSP, Lego, TV etc.
Works at my place now. Never been a fan of whacking the kids, legacy of my childhood.

And that.

**tri boy** · 4th November 2009, 20:01

Knee to the groin. (lowers the chin height)
Hard upper cut to said chin. (sends them backwards into glass door).
Hard kicking to soften internal organs.
Cattle prod to search for signs of consciousness.
NZ. World champions at killing/destroying kids since, well, only a few years actually.

**rickstv** · 4th November 2009, 20:02

Cant send kids to their room anymore, they have TVs, computers, games, all sorts of electronic gismos. It would almost be a reward these days.

I have an eight year old so any advice would be wlcome

**zahria** · 4th November 2009, 20:03

Originally Posted by rickstv

Cant send kids to their room anymore, they have TVs, computers, games, all sorts of electronic gismos. It would almost be a reward these days.

I have an eight year old so any advice would be wlcome

Removal of all electronic and electrical rights. (I'm an electrician...)

**Sidewinder** · 4th November 2009, 20:05

Originally Posted by zahria

Removal of all electronic and electrical rights. (I'm an electrician...)

flick the mcb

**Gareth123** · 4th November 2009, 20:06

Originally Posted by rickstv

Cant send kids to their room anymore, they have TVs, computers, games, all sorts of electronic gismos. It would almost be a reward these days.

I have an eight year old so any advice would be wlcome

Lock them in the toilet. Even better would be locking them in after my flatmate has been in there for half an hour

**Insanity_rules** · 4th November 2009, 20:08

Originally Posted by zahria

Removal of all electronic and electrical rights. (I'm an electrician...)

x2 Cellphones and internet! You should hear the howls.

**Rodney007** · 4th November 2009, 20:08

wooden spoon? lawl, I had a giant heavy plastic spoon... tried to put it in the parents car exhaust pipe... under wheels, on the stove top, anything to destroy it... funny could of just thrown it somewhere but I felt it had to be damaged.!

we still got that spoon......... that damn spoon, but I laugh when I do see it, still has the scars on it!

**davebullet** · 4th November 2009, 20:10

Originally Posted by Gareth123

Lock them in the toilet. Even better would be locking them in after my flatmate has been in there for half an hour

That worked well until they got used to it. Now it is head down the toilet before it has been flushed.

After all, if you can't smack 'em, flush 'em!

**Sidewinder** · 4th November 2009, 20:10

Originally Posted by Rodney007

wooden spoon? lawl, I had a giant heavy plastic spoon... tried to put it in the parents car exhaust pipe... under wheels, on the stove top, anything to destroy it... funny could of just thrown it somewhere but I felt it had to be damaged.!

we still got that spoon......... that damn spoon, but I laugh when I do see it, still has the scars on it!

haha better behave then eh bro

**Foxzee** · 4th November 2009, 20:24

Why the hell would Sidewinder want to know how to deal with naughty kids......

Does he know something we don't.........and he just not telling...god forbid KB won't handle a jnr Sidewinder....sometimes a legacy just has to die.............LOL

**Hitcher** · 4th November 2009, 20:25

Originally Posted by Sidewinder

haha you make it sound like ive done something usefull to the world

Now that would be stretching reality a bit far.

**Rhubarb** · 4th November 2009, 20:32

Go to a Nigel Latta night. He'll give you some great ideas. Compared to his live show the tv program was a yawn.

You're not allowed to smack your kids for disciplinary purposes .................. but it doesn't stop you doing it for pleasure!!

We don't smack. Not because we don't believe in it but because we haven't had the need to. Our two children (8 & 12) respect us and know that if they do something wrong there will be consequences.

They don't live in fear but they do know manners, respect and right from wrong.

Plus we have a shit load of fun together, their not wrapped on cotton wool.

**Sidewinder** · 4th November 2009, 20:33

Originally Posted by Foxzee

Why the hell would Sidewinder want to know how to deal with naughty kids......

Does he know something we don't.........and he just not telling...god forbid KB won't handle a jnr Sidewinder....sometimes a legacy just has to die.............LOL

haha who said i didnt have a fleet of them?