Idiot tintops

[bsasuper]

Ok we all have, or will at some time have a close call with a tintop,Just last night coming from the aucklands shore, a white lexus gs430 I noticed moving quite fast, tries to occupy the same piece of road as the trusty vfr so I sit on the horn for 30 sec's after being forced to the shoulder, and the driver reaction---gives the middle finger to me.I was enraged at this and felt like booting his door in, but calmed down and I hope karma takes care of the rest.So what do you do when this sort of thing happens to you?

[bones135]

Pretty much the same thing, show him my middle finger & mouth a few obscenitys at him, which is a complete waste of time when you got a full face helmet on, least i know what i said

[CookMySock]

Horn is useless. Give finger, then split him behind another car. Give finger again. Stay one car in front - beckon for him to come closer. Give finger again. Stick finger out real far and do in-and-out motion. Put finger toward mouth (like putting lots of lick on it) and stand up and point it at your ass. Do in-and-out motion with finger as rapidly as possible. Rub finger in circular motion around one tit and then point it at ass again. Re-add lick where necessary.

Rinse and repeat as often as required until the desired effect is obtained. Note exceedingly bad attitude forming with tintop - mission accomplished. Take alternate route home.

DONT do this where there is no traffic, or you will lose command of the situation.

Steve

[one fast tl1ooo]

Horn is useless. Give finger, then split him behind another car. Give finger again. Stay one car in front - beckon for him to come closer. Give finger again. Stick finger out real far and do in-and-out motion. Put finger toward mouth (like putting lots of lick on it) and stand up and point it at your ass. Do in-and-out motion with finger as rapidly as possible. Rub finger in circular motion around one tit and then point it at ass again. Re-add lick where necessary.

Rinse and repeat as often as required until the desired effect is obtained. Note exceedingly bad attitude forming with tintop - mission accomplished. Take alternate route home.

DONT do this where there is no traffic, or you will lose command of the situation.

Steve

something like that.............

[Grahameeboy]

Horn is useless. Give finger, then split him behind another car. Give finger again. Stay one car in front - beckon for him to come closer. Give finger again. Stick finger out real far and do in-and-out motion. Put finger toward mouth (like putting lots of lick on it) and stand up and point it at your ass. Do in-and-out motion with finger as rapidly as possible. Rub finger in circular motion around one tit and then point it at ass again. Re-add lick where necessary.

Rinse and repeat as often as required until the desired effect is obtained. Note exceedingly bad attitude forming with tintop - mission accomplished. Take alternate route home.

DONT do this where there is no traffic, or you will lose command of the situation.

Steve

Bet the girls love you................

[CookMySock]

Bet the girls love you................

They all say they do, but I ignore them.

Steve

[westie]

Dont antagonise him. You'll come out worse off if he knocks you off your bike.
If you can get in front of the car in front of him and go like 30km/ph then that'll sure piss him off but....
If you got time follow him home. Other wise whinge piss moan to the police as they listen and tell you they cant do anything

[JohnC]

Ok we all have, or will at some time have a close call with a tintop,Just last night coming from the aucklands shore, a white lexus gs430 I noticed moving quite fast, tries to occupy the same piece of road as the trusty vfr so I sit on the horn for 30 sec's after being forced to the shoulder, and the driver reaction---gives the middle finger to me.I was enraged at this and felt like booting his door in, but calmed down and I hope karma takes care of the rest.So what do you do when this sort of thing happens to you?

I follow them until they stop,then sort it out.
Karma can get fucked.

[Maha]

Ok we all have, or will at some time have a close call with a tintop,Just last night coming from the aucklands shore, a white lexus gs430 I noticed moving quite fast, tries to occupy the same piece of road as the trusty vfr so I sit on the horn for 30 sec's after being forced to the shoulder, and the driver reaction---gives the middle finger to me.I was enraged at this and felt like booting his door in, but calmed down and I hope karma takes care of the rest.So what do you do when this sort of thing happens to you?

I take a deep breath add in a slow shake of the head and get on with the task at hand. Not good riding angry. Knowing that your reaction is superior to the car driver makes you the better road user.

[SARGE]

follow him home, drag his overpaid yuppie ass out of his shiny Lexus through the now broken window and commence to stomping a very large mudhole in his ass, starting with a helmet to the bridge of the nose

then slash his tires and set his Lexus on fire ..go inside .. kill his cat, punch his wife and kids in the face and drink his last beer


take a shit on his front stoop as you leave ...

[izzyc]

Ive had this before, pay backs were a bitch when i followed them up to the next set of traffic lights when they are stuck in traffic, got next to then ...kicked their door and put a few dents in their roof...hey if they were prepared to damage my bike then i thought that they wouldnt mind a couple of dents on their car...i then calmly moved on up through the traffic and carried on.....i bet this scared the shit out of them, and hopefully made them think twice about cutting a bike off in the future..

[JimO]

Ive had this before, pay backs were a bitch when i followed them up to the next set of traffic lights when they are stuck in traffic, got next to then ...kicked their door and put a few dents in their roof...hey if they were prepared to damage my bike then i thought that they wouldnt mind a couple of dents on their car...i then calmly moved on up through the traffic and carried on.....i bet this scared the shit out of them, and hopefully made them think twice about cutting a bike off in the future..

or made them run the next bike they see off the road

[sunhuntin]

saw a scooter nearly get taken out at a roundabout yesterday. scoot had right of way, and a car with trailer just pulled out in front of him.
scoot was legal and had headlight on. had to break quite hard... was lucky no one was following him. he was going around the roundabout and was almost clear of it when the car pulled out.
only other thing the scooter could have done to avoid this would have been to not be there at all. had the car hit him, i would have willingly been witness. would have hit him side on.

[cheesemethod]

I had a van try and kill me the other day. Was on a two lane piece of road. The car in front of him slowed down for an orange light, so the man in the van decided he would overtake this person and run the red light. I was right beside the man in the van when he changed lanes, he forced me onto the other side of the road. Lent on the horn and he sped away through the red light. The cop who was behind me also sped through that very red light, lights and sirens now on, so I should imagine the man in the van got a good talking to.

[Grasshopperus]

follow him home, drag his overpaid yuppie ass out of his shiny Lexus through the now broken window and commence to stomping a very large mudhole in his ass, starting with a helmet to the bridge of the nose

then slash his tires and set his Lexus on fire ..go inside .. kill his cat, punch his wife and kids in the face and drink his last beer


take a shit on his front stoop as you leave ...

Don't forget to hide the TV remote too!