Random Thought Thread

**Dean** · 4th December 2009, 18:30

Ive been thinking.The society of today are becoming lazier and will continue until we are all fat bitches, wellywood has a head start. Technologies substituting activities that require some physical attention.

Have you ever noticed that in a supermarket car-park people will drive around for hours to find a car park at the front, when in all that time there were car parks to the back.

How people take the elevator to go up one story.

Here is my solution to this for all the like minded individuals

1) We get guaranteed car parks at the back
2)The flight of stairs are never busy or crowded so in case their is an emergency we survive.

Other Genius ideas from me to stop this trend.
1) Petrol Stations should put the main building 50 meters from the pumps so everyone who fills up gets a workout and if you are in a rush we'll see how fast you can do a 50 meter sprint there and back.
2)There should be a quota as to how much Mcdonalds you can order to your weight.
3) Each shop in a shopping center should be spread at least 10 meters apart.
4) Banish the use of elevators.
5) Banish couches make the cunts stand
6) Sell potato chips packets with fat demotivational posters

Bit by bit New Zealand can improve, Ministry of Health are you reading this?

**GOONR** · 4th December 2009, 20:23

how do dead snails manage to stay stuck to a wall?

**peasea** · 4th December 2009, 22:45

That's too easy.

They are like politicians and suck even when they're dead.

You white mofo you.

**Dean** · 5th December 2009, 12:27

I say New Zealand needs a population reduction, it would minimize gene mutations like cerebral palsy and muscle difibre (stuff that happens in 1 in a 100,000). Diseases, mental illnesses, all we got to do is send out armed forces to capture and ship Asians, Indians back to their countries where they belong. The Jews can stay because they are a good boost to the economy.

We should become enemies to Australia, they mock us all the time so I say we send some pics of o'l Fred Dag sheep shagging behind the barn at the Fonterra factory to Kevin Rudd's cellphone and say "fuck you Aussies".

We dont need to be a Democracy, we should be a facist nation, everytime the Governments open to suggestions look how it ended up we got prostitution legal and the driving age at 15.

Is it me or is Sarah Palin one hot mom.

**MSTRS:Me** · 5th December 2009, 13:29

Lube is good. Without it....

....your chain wears out quick.

**Sidewinder** · 5th December 2009, 13:38

and i thought this thread was dead..

**avgas** · 5th December 2009, 13:53

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Lube is good. Without it....
....your chain wears out quick.

So if you owned a Harley would you be fucking a belt?

**avgas** · 5th December 2009, 13:54

Originally Posted by Dean

Is it me or is Sarah Palin one hot mom.

Can a cougar be a bear hunter?

**Sidewinder** · 5th December 2009, 13:59

Originally Posted by avgas

Can a cougar be a bear hunter?

if your fat and hairy yes. but your not. well i duno about hairy but you not fat

**Dean** · 5th December 2009, 14:07

Originally Posted by avgas

Can a cougar be a bear hunter?

Yeah if she's going for you

**Sidewinder** · 5th December 2009, 14:08

Originally Posted by Dean

Yeah if she's going for you

you meet short shit yet?

**Dean** · 5th December 2009, 14:13

Originally Posted by Sidewinder

you meet short shit yet?

nah I couldnt make the protest, the one time I could of met him!

**Sidewinder** · 5th December 2009, 14:16

Originally Posted by Dean

nah I couldnt make the protest, the one time I could of met him!

bugger thats a shame dude. im sure we will find him one day. just have to trick him into it.
should do the old police acdamy thing and make a kb meet at some gay bar know one knows about lol...........