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    I am a cock!

    ... but you all knew that.

    But (however!) what I really want to know is why has KiwiBiker got so shit in the last few weeks? Is it because I hardly never post on here since my boss got shitty at me "for spending too much time on your biker website" and my lovely wife got all shitty at me for doing the same thing at home occasionally?
    WHY??!??!


    Why ?

    It's all Nick's Myth's fault, right?
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    ... but you all knew that.

    But (however!) what I really want to know is why has KiwiBiker got so shit in the last few weeks? Is it because I hardly never post on here since my boss got shitty at me "for spending too much time on your biker website" and my lovely wife got all shitty at me for doing the same thing at home occasionally?
    WHY??!??!


    Why ?

    It's all Nick's Myth's fault, right?


    Hahhhhh, its cause your just a cock .......

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    ... but you all knew that.

    But (however!) what I really want to know is why has KiwiBiker got so shit in the last few weeks? Is it because I hardly never post on here since my boss got shitty at me "for spending too much time on your biker website" and my lovely wife got all shitty at me for doing the same thing at home occasionally?
    WHY??!??!


    Why ?

    It's all Nick's Myth's fault, right?
    Tell your missus she's fat, so she goes out walking and presto! The house is yours for an hour or two.

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    You just do as your wife tells you to aye, And the rest of us will rock Kiwibiker.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Tell your missus she's fat, so she goes out walking and presto! The house is yours for an hour or two.
    Don't need to do that. I just slothed around drinking Moa for a bit, and she got hungry and went foraging for food.

    meanwhile, I haven't drinked enuff to dull the pain, so I expedited myself to the basement (braving the MutantTroglodyteSpawn) to see what fermented viticultural bevaerages I could discover therein. And lo! It cme to pass that was red wine aplenty, so I fetched some forth. Fifth even....
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Don't need to do that. I just slothed around drinking Moa for a bit, and she got hungry and went foraging for food.

    meanwhile, I haven't drinked enuff to dull the pain, so I expedited myself to the basement (braving the MutantTroglodyteSpawn) to see what fermented viticultural bevaerages I could discover therein. And lo! It cme to pass that was red wine aplenty, so I fetched some forth. Fifth even....
    I can hear your love-call now;

    "I'll be there in a minute darling, I'm not quite drunk enough yet!"

    That's gotta work. (Tui ad.)

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    Apparently it is "all John Key's fault"...

    Edit: Fuck. I forgot about global taxing... Oops! I mean "warming".
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    It's ok, some of us love cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    It's ok, some of us love cock.
    Cheers

    Merv

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    ha ha yeah! Let's hear it for the cock!

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    Right, the food's despatched, but my friggin glass is empty again. Soonaz I put the leftovers away for lunch tomorrer, I'd better slosh some more innit, innit?
    Firstly, better see iffen the woman wants anything. (Just need to wait till she stops computering the FarceBoob, coz wimmin can't multitask, y'know....)
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    It's ok, some of us love cock.
    Carver - that you?

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    KB has been gay for a long time.

    Ever since people like WINJA and thedover left
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    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
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    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
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    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Morcs is a cock.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Crikey, KB is only what you make it, if you don't do much making then, you get what you gives., If you give gay, then its gay, if you don't it aint, simple huh!
    Cheers

    Merv

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