Can someone name this bird?

[FJRider]

You have a Blue Tit.

what colour are yours ????

[koba]

Googled it and nah that sounds choice.

This bastard bird is like someone blowing the same note on a whistle five times in a row.

There are two birds (and a few variations within that) by that name in the world, the New Zealand one (Vanellus miles novaehollandiae) kind of sounds like some bastard blowing on a whistle five times in a row. They aren't USUALLY out at night though.

[Owl]

You have a Blue Tit.

Stop being silly! It makes a noise, therefore it's definitely a Hooter!

[coffeejunkie]

Fuck knows what it is but when you have dealt to the fucker can ya come sort out his cousin who lives in a tree out side my bedroom window...Drives me crazy

[Naki Rat]

Spur winged plover?

http://nzbirds.com/birds/spurwingedplover.html

That would be my guess too. Noisey Aussie imports that screech repeatedly including at night.

[Usarka]

There are two birds (and a few variations within that) by that name in the world, the New Zealand one (Vanellus miles novaehollandiae) kind of sounds like some bastard blowing on a whistle five times in a row. They aren't USUALLY out at night though.

Is this the one you mean? (If so then it's too quick......)

http://birdsinbackyards.net/images/a...llus-miles.mp3

[Maha]

Fuck knows what it is but when you have dealt to the fucker can ya come sort out his cousin who lives in a tree out side my bedroom window...Drives me crazy

Does it go Bruuuuuuuuuu Bruuuuuuuuu?
If so, then its probably not a pigeon, more likely a Dodo...

[coffeejunkie]

Does it go Bruuuuuuuuuu Bruuuuuuuuu?
If so, then its probably not a pigeon, more likely a Dodo...

Dodo? well then it must be a MB member

[Maha]

Dodo? well then it must be a MB member

My Bad, I ment.....Cuckoo.

[coffeejunkie]

My Bad, I ment.....Cuckoo.

Cuckoo? well it is a MB memeber then....wish he wud fuck up when im trying to sleep

[koba]

Is this the one you mean? (If so then it's too quick......)

http://birdsinbackyards.net/images/a...llus-miles.mp3

Thats them. If it is more annoying the a spur winged plover I feel very sorry for you!

[avgas]

I would name him George

[PeteJW]

I've got an air rifle but everytime I try to find the bastard he shuts up. So I need to shoot on sight.

There is the solution, make a cardboard cutout of you holding the gun

[Usarka]

There is the solution, make a cardboard cutout of you holding the gun

And wait for the cardboard armed offenders squad

[nudemetalz]

A cardboard Huey (the helicopter, not the duck) with miniguns would sort it out !!!