Yes, fifteen minutes.Originally Posted by Gareth123
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
Yes, fifteen minutes.
Smarty pants... since ages ago
or ... extracted it from the contents of a bottle ... this is KB ... MORALS ... ???
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Hardcore Biker
Yes I say dumb shit occassionally, but she was cronic for it!
Yes, smarter horses will let me ride them, aslong as they think they're in control
Yeah but good sex is almost as much fun as riding!
Royal Enfield user
Birds can smell the pheromones on ya , you stop getting a shag. a few day , hours even and those pheromones will wear off ....
ya wont get a leg over for a month of Sundays
Make sure of a dead cert before getting shot of the last one
If they get all pissy , go out side to the garage, get the old push-bike from the corner of the garage , hand it to em and using the barest minimum of words , explain to the young lady how to use it and in which direction to go
Stephen
"Look, Madame, where we live, look how we live ... look at the life we have...The Republic has forgotten us."
maybe he's actually after a stallion rather than a mare......
$1,101,806
Thats the truth of it, they usually over lap and when the first finds out about the second...problems are quickly over.
I usually say dumb shit, only occasionally do I put my brain in gear before releasing tongueYes I say dumb shit occassionally, !
Pheromones? ....BO more like it, soap, hot shower and deodorant......And a shave....only the prudent business man shave in the morning, the lover shaves at night after a good shower....
Po ta toes
Giddy up
on the wagon
A few years
Double shot!!
Exactly the same thing will happen again, unless you find someone who is mean to you - then you will respect them. If you really did care, you wouldn't be nasty to people who love you.
Steve
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
Missing my buddy Morepower
what he said.............
The bike won't say dumb shit
The bike will let you ride whenever you want
The bike won't answer you back
ANd the bike will let you go anywhere you want
Forum whore
The best way to get over one Girl is to get under another one...
"If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"
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I didnt know Honda riders had girlfriends??? arrggghhhh what am I saying??
Quote Jan 2020 Posted by Katman
Life would be so much easier if you addressed questions with a simple answer.
Just a Dog
Damn so thats where i've gone wrong all these years, i thought the dirty filthy biker thing was what the girls like, only showering after sex, never shaving till it got itchy or the helmet strap started pluckin it out, only changing out of the regies to let the cowshit from that last stock truck dry a little !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Missing my buddy Morepower
Who said she'd wanna be ontop?????
The magic is in the rubbing.
Yes for some this is how they work....or have one waiting in the wings
It's your life do what you want and what feels right for you.
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