How long should I wait between girlfriends?

**Edbear** · 25th January 2010, 07:33

Originally Posted by LBD

She reads your posts huh?

Not usually, she just knows she's been a sex object since we were young and nothing much has changed over the years....

**Love my Bonnie** · 25th January 2010, 07:39

Lucky Girl!!!

**BoristheBiter** · 25th January 2010, 07:46

Originally Posted by Gareth123

Broke up with my girlfriend on Thursday. Is there a rule in regards to a stand down period? Or is it like horse riding...you fall off and get straight back on?

BTW I did the dumping, was not the dumpee.

You should of had one lined up before you dumped the other.

**MIXONE** · 25th January 2010, 08:09

If you use viagra you don't have to wait very long at all...

**_Shrek_** · 25th January 2010, 08:23

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

Inactual fact, bikes depreciate alot quicker than people do. In about 30 years, a bike is a vintage. At 30, a woman is just reaching her peak, whilst a guy had his at 18!

Ms Shrek would disagree with this me thinks

Originally Posted by Edbear

I can't help it if I lust after her body, it's her fault for having one that's lustful...

so there is others out there as well, I feel better now

**Edbear** · 25th January 2010, 08:36

Originally Posted by _Shrek_

Ms Shrek would disagree with this me thinks

so there is others out there as well, I feel better now

Yeah, she complains but the complaints don't really sound that sincere, if you know what I mean... After complimenting her once, I said, "You don't believe a word of it do you?" She said, "NO!" I said, "But you don't want me to stop do you?" She said, in that way only a woman can... "Nooo..."

**Gareth123** · 25th January 2010, 15:54

Turns out the hottest chick at work is seeing someone. Guess I'll have to find the next hottest chick at work. This is where it starts to get hard. So many choices! I love working with a big team of people!

**Dave Lobster** · 25th January 2010, 16:49

Originally Posted by Gareth123

Turns out the hottest chick at work is seeing someone. Guess I'll have to find the next hottest chick at work. This is where it starts to get hard. So many choices! I love working with a big team of people!

Don't be such a defeatest. She might be up for being made airtight. If you don't ask, you'll never find out.

**Dave Lobster** · 25th January 2010, 16:49

Fucking PEBCAK again.

**Gareth123** · 25th January 2010, 16:56

Originally Posted by Dave Lobster

Don't be such a defeatest. She might be up for being made airtight. If you don't ask, you'll never find out.

I'm ever the optimist. She's currently "sort of seeing someone at the moment."

Sorry should've added this bit in.

**Gareth123** · 25th January 2010, 16:57

Originally Posted by dave lobster

fucking pebcak again.

pebcak? Wtf?

**McJim** · 25th January 2010, 19:43

Originally Posted by Foxzee

Well you coming from the deep south and all we can be thankful that you didn't say live sheep..................LOL

Do I look Welsh?

**McJim** · 25th January 2010, 19:46

Originally Posted by Gareth123

Turns out the hottest chick at work is seeing someone. Guess I'll have to find the next hottest chick at work. This is where it starts to get hard. So many choices! I love working with a big team of people!

Look outside of work. Never shit on your own doorstep. If it all goes pear shaped you will still have to work with her and put up with all the future "he's shit in bed", "he has a samll dick AND a small wallet" comments. I dated a girl I worked with. I got married and we're still together 10 years later (o'course that's coz I'm very good in bed and have a massive knob!

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