good on ya....after riding hondas for many a year now I thought I was ready for said exam.....spooky stuffOriginally Posted by SpankMe
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good on ya....after riding hondas for many a year now I thought I was ready for said exam.....spooky stuff
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Weekend cruiser
At what age do you chaps think it is best to start getting your bits checked out (inside and out)?
sem fiddy pilot
Did you get the "Maxi Mag-lite" treatment?wait till they have to poke around there with a flashlightI shit you not, they have a special little (though it doesnt fucking fell little) flashlight for it.
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Highway Biker
That depends entirely on who's doin the checkin!
Its knackered!.
Weekend cruiser
I thought I might need to add "by a professional". I trust my missus' judgement when it comes to what goes into a good spaghetti bolognese but not so much when it comes to what my prostate should feel like! (also, not an experience I want to repeat any time in the future!)
I ask because a friend of mine had a boyfriend who was diagnosed with testicular cancer when he was 23. I would rather have some old doctor do a bit of prodding and cupping now than to have one doing some snipping and cutting later.
BMW Motorrad
Words from someone else.
"Just had a prostate test.it aint pleasant .. the doc told me to take my pants down.and bend over...felt his finger go in my backside.then i felt 2 arms on my shoulder...WTF..SHIT Happens"
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Highway Biker
How worried are you J? If you're not worried then 50 was what my doc said depending if you smoke or do what Lance Armstrong does.
If you are really worried then make an appointment tomorrow! It goes by the worry factor when you are younger apparently.
Enjoys doing what he does
Just had the blood test and waiting the results. I checked the size of mr Dr's fingers, I fukin hope those blood tests are sweet!
sem fiddy pilot
They'll probably be inconclusive....
Sorry, Graham.... it's the "Golfinger" for you!
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Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Well, at least it'll be stinky on the return trip...Buggered if I'm gonna have some old guy stick his stinky digit up ma bum.
...I think it's called the G-spot mate. Use any excuse you want.
Heh, having an ultra-sonic scan of your testicles is an interesting experience. ...yes, they a water-based lubricant to ensure proper contact to the probe. (they even have this awesome holder for preheating the lubricant to make it more comfortable, best mother's day present EVER!)
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Hardcore Biker
Hahahahaha
Speaking from experience are ya MSTRS ?
Arguing with an Engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.
After a while you realise the pig is enjoying it.
Weekend cruiser
Nah, not worried. 50 it is then, good few years away yet.
Ultrasonic testicle scan sounds intriguing though. Reminds me of this electrified butt-plug I saw in a sex shop once...
Okay, Imma gonna shutup now.
Just faidin away!
Women have no idea of the indignities we men have to endure!
NEDWN VIII
Come on then Mark, we could make it a Tag Team.....
sem fiddy pilot
You weren't smiling when you had the "digital" were you, Maha??
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