For women of a 'certain age'...

[Foxzee]

You ladies picking on me? I am a young impressionable and naive lad.. but hun one end shots white the other blacky brown... which colour you want on your..... sheets?

Young, impressionable, naive.....nah you are just teasing us now......

[2wheeldrifter]

Foxzee dear...has it been a while? if you can't recall which end of the stick is the right one, you might need a refresher course.

They cum at a price!

seems young 'drifter here is keen to up his experience levels....

'drifter, I want my sheets washed, dried, folded and put away. no skid marks or I shall have to whip your butt as a reminder to not slack off the housework. I have standards you know.

Hmmm cream sheets for some reason mask alot action on the sheets, but I really want to know the colour of your curtains please?

[2wheeldrifter]

Young, impressionable, naive.....nah you are just teasing us now......

ME! teasing you...! it's a legit job isn't it?

[mashman]

Young, impressionable, naive.....nah you are just teasing us now......

whatever flicks yer beanie I suppose...

[Ratti]

Hmmm cream sheets for some reason mask alot action on the sheets, but I really want to know the colour of your curtains please?

so thats where Im going wrong? the navy blue sheets do show up a lot of marks. Damn it, now I REALLY want you to do my housework for me. You know so much more than i do!

curtains? why do youwant to know the colour? o hang on...you gonna drive around the Hutt looking for my house right?

[Ratti]

Mash, why arn't you at work?

[mashman]

Mash, why arn't you at work?

I am. Shouldn't you be doing your own housework?

[2wheeldrifter]

so thats where Im going wrong? the navy blue sheets do show up a lot of marks. Damn it, now I REALLY want you to do my housework for me. You know so much more than i do!

curtains? why do youwant to know the colour? o hang on...you gonna drive around the Hutt looking for my house right?

If you see this (see pic) be worried! I'll find you!

The best colour for curtains would be cream and brown then you have both ends covered for those opps moments... you know what I mean!

[2wheeldrifter]

I am. Shouldn't you be doing your own housework?

nah lazy cow wants me to do it!

she wants to exploit my lusty body for her dirty needs..... tut tut

[mashman]

nah lazy cow wants me to do it!

Yes, i've read what a busy day you're going to be having... just don't lettem go in through the outhole man...

[Ratti]

I am. Shouldn't you be doing your own housework?

why?

I had an arrangment with my hubby, he was in charge of housework and I looked after the lawns, hedges and outside stuff. We each assisted as required, but had it sorted as to who was in charge. worked for us

[2wheeldrifter]

Yes, i've read what a busy day you're going to be having... just don't lettem go in through the outhole man...

Yeah I think this tag team are new at this game... there's ONLY one colour you want the male to be spitin all over the place aye mate, outholes ARE outholes, playing with fire if you push that hole... mean button.

[mashman]

why?

I had an arrangment with my hubby, he was in charge of housework and I looked after the lawns, hedges and outside stuff. We each assisted as required, but had it sorted as to who was in charge. worked for us

Fair question, one to which i have no answer to that i can publish on a forum without being a marked man for the rest of my life!!!

Good arrangement. I just leave everything to the missus, because i is so bad a doing stuff in or around the house...

[mashman]

Yeah I think this tag team are new at this game... there's ONLY one colour you want the male to be spitin all over the place aye mate, outholes ARE outholes, playing with fire if you push that hole... mean button.

I've just swallowed 12 inches, so might just stop thinking about the habits and habitat of the chocolate starfish...

[Ratti]

Yeah I think this tag team are new at this game... there's ONLY one colour you want the male to be spitin all over the place aye mate, outholes ARE outholes, playing with fire if you push that hole... mean button.

Darling men.....no-one 'cept you two have mentioned outholes..... is this because you both have a subconcious wish for someone to go exploring your neverbeforeseen areas?

Foxzee and I are defnatly new to the game of tag team...never met each other before to day...never met at all actually.