For women of a 'certain age'...

**Foxzee** · 5th February 2010, 14:01

Originally Posted by mashman

when you say deal with them... you mean help them along... or job done "muuuuuuuuuum, the brown and white curtains are in the living room... right?"

hell no the brown and white curtains are in the bedroom...................Lmao

**Slyer** · 5th February 2010, 14:06

This thread is worthless without pics.

**mashman** · 5th February 2010, 14:12

Originally Posted by Slyer

This thread is worthless without pics.

Even have the cougar mountains in the background

**Ratti** · 5th February 2010, 14:14

Originally Posted by mashman

when you say deal with them... you mean help them along... or job done "muuuuuuuuuum, the brown and white curtains are in the living room... right?"

heck mash...wot would YOUR mum have said if you needed to wipe your willy on the living room curtains?

Foxzee, I think we've managed to put the frighteners up the poor wee lad. Well done us I say! round one to the cougars.

**Ratti** · 5th February 2010, 14:17

Originally Posted by Slyer

This thread is worthless without pics.

I agree Slyer. In future all applicants must provide pix...actually 'drifter did provide pix several posts ago. and darn fine they were too!

**Foxzee** · 5th February 2010, 14:22

Originally Posted by Ratti

Foxzee, I think we've managed to put the frighteners up the poor wee lad. Well done us I say! round one to the cougars.

Chur chick.......high five!!!!

Although I am still not convinced he is 19......I think he might be the cougar in this thread!!!!!!!!!! or dirty old man whatever you call them..........

**mashman** · 5th February 2010, 14:26

Originally Posted by Ratti

heck mash...wot would YOUR mum have said if you needed to wipe your willy on the living room curtains?

Hmmmmm, plenty of options to choose from... bound to be a smack around the head (the one on my shoulders) involved but i reckon:

The worst she could and probably would do... tell my Gran about it.
The best would be "wrong curtains son"

**Ratti** · 5th February 2010, 14:28

Originally Posted by Foxzee

Chur chick.......high five!!!!

Although I am still not convinced he is 19......I think he might be the cougar in this thread!!!!!!!!!! or dirty old man whatever you call them..........

Absolutly chook! me not convinced either...and Im still puzzled about why he has a sewing machine in his basement room????o well, maybe his kids got back from school and that is why he disappeared.

**Ratti** · 5th February 2010, 14:30

Originally Posted by mashman

Hmmmmm, plenty of options to choose from... bound to be a smack around the head (the one on my shoulders) involved but i reckon:

The worst she could and probably would do... tell my Gran about it.
The best would be "wrong curtains son"

You lucky dude, coulda been the head young men think with that got smacked.
Tell Gran....yup I can see how that would be the worst.

**mashman** · 5th February 2010, 14:30

Originally Posted by Ratti

Absolutly chook! me not convinced either...and Im still puzzled about why he has a sewing machine in his basement room????o well, maybe his kids got back from school and that is why he disappeared.

"it puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again"...

**2wheeldrifter** · 5th February 2010, 15:25

Originally Posted by mashman

"it puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again"...

You watch to many movies Mr Mashman... thought two girl brains would of clicked to that one lol

**2wheeldrifter** · 5th February 2010, 15:25

Originally Posted by Foxzee

Chur chick.......high five!!!!

Although I am still not convinced he is 19......I think he might be the cougar in this thread!!!!!!!!!! or dirty old man whatever you call them..........

You wanna see my growth rings???